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dis how u chamber

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

@VALO2ASIA f4ngineer with the sell of a lifetime there

ERV WITH THE SHERIFF ACE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

imagine getting triggered by a belly button 🤠 we love you @LaureBuliiV ♥️

@RocketBullets how did oxygen not win anything, this roster slaps wtf

For the first time in HISTORY. reduxx and skuba will play against eachother They both played for Oxygen Esports They are the last two from the squad to play in VCT Before them, there was: dapr: Masters Reykjavik mitch: Champions Berlin Verno: AMER 2025 KICK//OFF

@DNsuckss @xintipede Ohh, I main Fade, but dread is much hotter lol

@JakeSucky wow, there is like no one there.

Vitality are your BLAST Rivals Fort Worth CS Champions with ANOTHER sweep These guys have NOT lost a tournament in 99 days

@minijake_ @Chapfan1 @RocketBullets TETHER DEFAULT TETHER DEFAULT

@Chapfan1 @RocketBullets Agreed, I always found Asuna's funny and props to him and the staff for working on it

A lot of the Americas teams comms are so unnecessarily stressful. Not everything needs to be shouted and repeated.

Partnering with a local TO like @FortressSydney / @FortressMelb is exactly what I've been wanting to see for ages. ALSO LAN LAN LAN LAN LAN 😍

@Kykeeeeeee @zeromoder Lollycon: it's when you have a weird and inappropriate sexual interest in confectionery

Can't say lollies can't say goon can't say cunt can't say ANYTHING!!!!!

i fixed it

@Ofaye9 @LivingTricks_ its a race

@LivingTricks_ What do you call this kind of sport?

Australian woodchoppers at the Royal Easter Show in Sydney.

At school yesterday a teacher asked my daughter's class if Collingwood is their favourite team. Everyone says yes except for my daughter. "What's your favourite team, Scarlett?" She says "I go for the Saints." Teacher asks "well why is that?" "Well, my dad & mum are St Kilda fans, I guess that makes me a St Kilda fan." Now angry teacher says "if your dad was a moron & your mumm was an idiot, what would that make you?" She replies "well, that would make me a Collingwood fan..." 🤣

crying he’s got a printed ticket he’s so grandpa

@Observer_AFL If you want a fun fact confirmed by Charlie. This was the exact moment that game his GPS hit 37.8kph

@RomanAndre4995 @JakeLandauTO @ErukanuSenpai at the same time any one who couch games often enough already has a wireless keyboard that they use or are just good enough at controller typing it doesnt matter

@JakeLandauTO @ErukanuSenpai Yeah lots of same features except you doesn’t get a fucking whole keyboard that you get on switch controller. The whole point of trackpads is it’s a KEYBOARD and cursor that’s , like 10 times better that anything you can use on any controller

If your only argument against the Steam Controller is the price, you're stupid

@OluwaHefner what? how

@emc__tl Formatting on Google docs sucks ass which is why I would use word first

teachers requiring you to submit your assignments as google docs so they can look through the edit history and tell you didn't use ai is killing the "do it at the last minute" crowd.

@Tony_sam767 @AussiesArmy its out the ball aint allowed to touch the ground

@AussiesArmy Ball is locked in his hand...so later he touched the ground..it's out

RCB got robbed last night. x.com/SanskarP7351/s…