Emi Schild

The only way to get through quarantine is to re-make your favourite Horrible Histories song @HH_World @realmatbaynton @JimHowick @Lazbotron @benwillbond @simonfarnaby (end of video below)

Rewatching how to train your dragon 2 made me realise that hiccup really was the blueprint for skinny white boys with curly hair

WHY IS IT ALWAYS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THE FIRST TISSUE OUT OF THE BOX

Bring back manly men.

Lol I literally feel anxious at the thought of feeling anxious. It’s a bit of a spiral

This election is stressing me tf out and I’m not even American

@beth_schild Definitely a blouse

@emi_schild Not a shirt?? A blouse

I JUST WANT TO MOVE TO ITALY AND SEE HARRY STYLES RUNNING AROUND IN A WHITE BLOUSE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I’d pay all my £200 that I have to rewatch my dreams, they’re honestly the best thing ever

Some of you never spent hours at the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts ‘WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?’

All I do now is be sad and wish Harry Potter was real

No more than groups of 6 to sit in a park but mixing with 3 groups of 20 in college, who then go on to mix with another 3 groups each with no social distancing is fine?? Make it make sense

friendly reminder that “dark humor” is not an excuse to be racist, homophobic, or just a shit person in general. dark humor is making jokes based off your own trauma and experiences, no one else’s. so next time you use it to hide your racism hatred, think again. bye :)

My only skill is Harry Potter trivia but I have to say I’m extremely proud of it so it’s fine

Does running your wrists under cold water actually cool your blood down or is that just another lie our parents told us?

I’m sat in the car listening to Hamilton and I looked over at my sister and she’s listening to Drum and Bass Father

Did your primary school make singing CDs or did you go to a boring one?

How are people who don’t have pets not constantly sad?

@FfionHilling I rest my case, you’re a bit weird

@emi_schild I would believe you if you said you ate the peel and all 😀

Anyone who would eat a banana when it’s still green is a right weirdo

@FfionHilling Yep...when it’s ripe

@emi_schild Bet you think it’s fine when it has brown dots on it don’t you 🤢