emily
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emily
@emilyjphant
english lit student, paddleboarder, long time phannie & lover of elephants 🐘🇵🇸





A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment


My exclusive interview with Eurovision director Martin Green👇 He tells me: 💥Russia could return, even if the war in Ukraine is ongoing 💥No EBU discussion of a neutral Palestinian entry 💥No room for improvement in the way Israel debate was handled this year 💥Happy with every decision made this year 💥Invasion of another country is NOT grounds for exclusion from Eurovision


today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com




no because wait what do you mean mutt accidentally killed himself. why is the theme for this movie death... #go3

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. JESUS CHRIST. JESUS FUUUUUUUCKING CHRIST






















