Emily Faye

a negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it

fun fact: "g'day" is short for "gay day"

Happy was never realistic for you! Write a book!

"If this film offers a new Book of Genesis, its echoes of "Paradise Lost" help to explain this shiny new myth." Orlando Reade on the deep parallels between "Barbie" and John Milton’s epic. lithub.com/greta-gerwigs-…

I love Fleabag 😍

it’s fascinating to me that writing is the backbone of society (we learn everything from text!) but people seem to think it’s both 1) the easiest job in the world and 2) a job only privileged people pursue and thus shouldn’t complain about how little it pays.

i guess what i really hope libs outside of tennessee take away from today is the understanding that southerners aren’t all dumb hicks voting against our own interest. we’re being shut out and actively repressed by a bunch of diet fascist confederate apologists.

It’s true, I was born in the 90s.

kind of having a fiasca (feminine)

Y’all were dicks about it! That’s what happened!

i contacted @SouthwestAir customer service bc i didn't receive the code email and a rep just responded me telling me that customers have received codes. like did they just... not actually read my customer service request...

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

@emilykmay Yep, Free Will Baptist

If you were raised Christian: do you know what the 10/40 window is? If so, what was your denomination?

im out

The social team at Southwest Airlines this morning

my buccal fat is an ally… not an enemy…