Emmanuel

@5starpunter_ @Dir_Martinsz @pepsi face of what 😂😂😂

@Dir_Martinsz We all know he's the face of @pepsi

This guy, you got a life-changing opportunity with Pepsi, but Twitter impressions have blinded you 😂😭 Pepsi literally sent you packages and you couldn’t even create premium content around it? No unboxing video, no brand mention, no sharing it with people to get their honest reactions… nothing? Shey you no wan grow ni? Opportunities like this need proper leverage, not just vibes 😂

@t8pzack @_AsiwajuLerry 😂😂😂😂

@_AsiwajuLerry world cup e da? world cup knockout g/a banter sef dey, dey there dey play

Once Cristiano Ronaldo wins this league, I wonder what you people want to use to banter him again 😂😂

@encryptedav Guy switch to tennis 🎾 the sport is rewarding

@encryptedav 😂😂😂😂 what's this naa

@KennySmithsss be dropping code

7K ODD ON VIRTUAL CUT 2😭

@ClementUch77780 @DanielRegha just unfollow the f00l and have rest

@DanielRegha This f00l called Daniel kept antagonising Peter Obi. Ask Daniel Regha who his choice candidate is, since all, including Peter Obi isnt good, he won't say. Daniel behaviour reflects someone who needs the care of psychiatric nurse to pamper him till he can vomit who he support.

Peter that hasn't united Anambra State people as one, is aiming to bring Nigeria together and in one term mind you. Some want presidency, others want separation. "We are not a united nation; my primary goal is to bring Nigeria together", -coming from someone who can't even unify a polital party, with LP and ADC being the last ones he ran away from at the slightest inconvenience. OK.

@Julius_chinwe_ are you serious

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Love ruined friendships

@OsiUkala @_CFCWhizz wow 😯

@emmanuelxacct @_CFCWhizz Dani Alves retired with 43 major senior trophies, making him one of the most decorated players in football history (second to Lionel Messi).

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs: • 1 World Cup • 3 Ballon D'or Award • 2 French League titles and • 1 Human Hormone. 🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs: • 3 Premier League titles • 2 Champions League titles • 1 Puskas Award • 2 FA Cup • 2 English Super Cup • 2 Italian League titles • 2 Italian Cup • 1 Club World Cup • 6 Globe Soccer Award • 1 UCL All Time scorer Award • 1 Diamond YouTube play button. Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

@OsiUkala @_CFCWhizz tell me more about Daniel Alves

@_CFCWhizz Wit all cr7 trophies he’s still no where Daniel Alves… ur competition should be with him not Messi 😌

@Julius_chinwe_ seriously what's the essence of this? sum it and tell me the total cost

Umuada list 13 years ago. How much will this cost today?

No knowledge is free

lol..... it's really funny when someone gives me "you want to scam me" vibe. I'd rather do yahoo than wasting my time on POS transaction.

never let opportunity caught you unprepared.

don't be less inform. change circle they're updates that pays that you won't see online

@smart002_ good luck on us

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@boshobinna @HeartMattaz guy very very stupid 😂😂😂😂

@HeartMattaz "she should choose" A very stupid man

So he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He asked her to choose between him and the other guy, and the girlfriend said that she can't choose between the two of them meaning she wants both guys. He then chatted with the guy to inform him what was going on, and the guy

@samueleyekosi @tall_chilizzy me that love nutri yoo 😂😂😂

@tall_chilizzy Am not even drinking alcohol, then I get paid for not drinking it. Please bring it

If someone paid you $300,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

@AmadiSinachii @Joshua__Ubeku aswr 😂😆😂

@Joshua__Ubeku Just some clown high on cheap substance

“The spirit that Lionel Messi follows to protect him and help him play football well is called Asecell, and a goat is sacrificed to the spirit. This is why Messi took a picture holding a goat.” 💀 -- Bishop Kwabena Asiamah popularly known as Ajagurajah

@Xjoachim_papi @Iamindiscov you for TF her na 😂😂

@Iamindiscov But she was right on the STINGINESS... At all at all na winchy.

I was traveling from Owerri to Abuja and i met a beautiful 29yrs old lady, skin tight and light that was also travelling to Abuja on the same flight so we chatted while waiting for our flight, while chatting with her our flight was announced, i always use economy class because i see business or first class as waste of money and i don't rush to join the queue when flight is announced, if you're a frequent flyer you will understand this hack of not rushing to join long queue of passengers boarding. I remained seated and told her not to rush into the queue but wait patiently for the long queue to board, When the long queue is reduced i picked up my luggage 🧳 and we baorded without stress or joining of long queue, we departed Owerri, when we arrived Abuja, I'm always a light traveler so i told her to give me her number which she did, when i walked out of the airport my brother was already waiting for me outside and i said goodbye to her. I didn't contact her until the third day, when i called her we had good conversation and we continued on WhatsApp, everything was fine until she triggered my turn off and i will explain; One day i called her in the morning so that we could talk as usual then to schedule our ge-nita-lia meet and greet before leaving the damn contraption we call a country, boom! she started telling me super story of her encounter with law enforcement and how her money was extorted when she was returning home from work that Friday evening; She claimed it was the last money on her that day and her bank's network is terrible she's unable to login and do transfer, i told her there's no cash. I lost interest in her, one day she texted me on WhatsApp talking dust that i just ghosted her i didn't even bother to reach out, that is it because she told me her problem that she wasn't asking me for money, she just told me her issue which she later found a way to sort herself out and as a wise innocent man i convinced her i have been busy, she shouldn't reason that way, we settled and talked for some days then i invited her for ge-nita-lia meet and greet, when she arrived, i oiled up my holy heavenly ordained preeq and took my time to vaaannddalize her, i piped her thoroughly and when she was leaving I did not give her any cash, Days after she left my house we continued talking until she billed me, this time was directly and i told her i had no cash, the next week by then i have left Nigeria, she called me on video call and found out i don't live in Nigeria she said why didn't i tell her and i said now you have found out, let's not argue over it, from that day she kept bombarding me with her nooodles until she billed me again i told her this time that I don't have naira 😆 and she said i should use Western Union or Moneygram to send it that she is broke and needed to fix one or two and her rent is expiring in two weeks, i told her i don't have money, if i have i would have sent to her. She boldly said I'm stingy, every time i don't have money, that if i don't want to give her i should be bold to say it, i became infuriated by her choice of words and i said to her boldy as well that even if i have it i won't give her with the way she is talking to me, she said i shouldn't insult her because she asked me for money that if I don't want to give her i should be straightforward and man up to say it so i dropped the call and blocked her off for good. I can't stand any almajiri that is disguising with a wig, i won, she lost because i p!p€d her thoroughly before i left Nigeria and i did not give her a dime, she thought she would monetize the relationship and have me part with my money but she failed, she texted insvlting and swearing with different numbers, i told her "this is why you're unmarried at 29yrs, your mates are married with kids you're engaging in rebranded sh@wo work" i blocked the number too. If you don't learn from this, you will always be broke my brother, a stingy man is a responsible man. Sermons over!