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When my lab partner doesn't want to make up fake results in the experiment so we can go home early

It’s a long distance age gap low commitment textuationship summer

Company: no experience required, we’ll hire anybody and train you! Me: *applies* Company:

yeah bro ur girl put on makeup and her best fit to go clubbing with her single friends and just stay to herself the whole night

@unluckyove56453 @notwhydeegee2 People would hate 10x more if he was Muslim lol

@notwhydeegee2 If this was a Muslim person praising Allah would you have commented at all? You know you wouldn’t.

I mean what are we doing

@Dredpirater @woodsandpape @sgisau @Calizc99 @YourFellowArab Why don’t you reach out to one of the cartel members then. Tell them you’re a journalist. Let’s see if you’re still tweeting your findings in a month brotha 👍🏻 first step, why don’t you tell me ways to get in contact with one of the members?

@emoblackthott @woodsandpape @sgisau @Calizc99 @YourFellowArab This just isn’t remotely true l.

I once spent 5 days with the Mexican Cartel to make a docu-series & they were by far the scariest most ruthless people I've ever been around. Their value for life was non-existent. This guy was the most ruthless of them all.

@Dredpirater @woodsandpape @sgisau @Calizc99 @YourFellowArab none of those are the actual cartel lol, you will never be able to get in contact with the real members

@emoblackthott @woodsandpape @sgisau @Calizc99 @YourFellowArab ? There are plenty of YouTube vids/documentaries interviewing cartels.

@woodsandpape @sgisau @Dredpirater @Calizc99 @YourFellowArab nigga he wouldn’t be alive to tweet if he was with the cartel ✌️😂

@sgisau @Dredpirater @Calizc99 @YourFellowArab I mean it technically is, cartel is just 1million times worst

homie sharing his screen playing apex legends 😭 NO ONE watching that shit bruh

@kaithelobo @mhc_76 Yeah that’s true, I do think though that streamers being compared to the status of a real celeb is also a key driver. You got people like Adin Ross sitting courtside at NBA games and friends with players. Back then, it was people like Jay Z, Rihanna, Beyoncé in the front row lol

@emoblackthott @mhc_76 Damage was done long before streamers tbf. With social media, Twitter , Facebook, then instagram etc, they gave us access to anyone we want killing off the mystique affect of a celebrity. Not one celeb brings something to the table we haven’t seen before

This used to mean something man

@kaithelobo @mhc_76 Thats what happens when you bridge streamers/influencers with actual celebrities. They had fuckin Kai Cenat in this shit in the past 😭 ✌️

@mhc_76 Celebs ain’t even celebs anymore everyone sick of everyone’s shit lmao

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

@maxpilld @Jackkk @marcell0x Hard to be in the top 1000 when there are millions of devs. Below that it says a median developer makes only 1.4k/yr lol

@Jackkk @marcell0x as if 950k a year is bad

Threadguy reveals that the top 10 developers on Roblox are making over $38,000,000 a year “Brother, the top 10 developers are making NBA money, they’re making Patrick Mahomes, Lebron James type of money”

Applying for jobs on Workday portal

@weluvdtXD @kaijeow00 @kamedwards_

@kaijeow00 @kamedwards_ damn hit this one right onna nose

People that swear they aren’t Addicted to Weed🍃🤣

@raevo223 @voidmode @grok @robertsepehr @GlobeEyeNews Coping horribly 😭 none of the stats agree with his view and he still trynna convince himself

BREAKING: Christianity is rising in the United Kingdom, as annual Holy Bible sales are up 134% over the past six years.

@voidmode @grok @robertsepehr @GlobeEyeNews Nigga sitting here arguing with AI 😭😭😭😭💔

@grok @robertsepehr @GlobeEyeNews ok include births of all the non Christians and other denominations, i'm talking about the overemphasis of islam in the media

Me acting helpful in kitchen so i don't have to sit with the guests

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine