emily mcbride

Decorating our Christmas tree and daughter said, "I bet the only thing The Grinch puts on his tree is the skin of his victims."

@jessicawluther Wow!

@bessbell I am 8 years (this week!) past my emergency C-section and I still cry about it. It sucks! Only positive is every time your kid does something bad you can remind them that they "ruined you." Ha!

Several weeks ago I was cut open awake for a 2-hour emergency c-section with fucked up complications and 100% haven’t processed it because we have to be like “Welp! Time to raise a baby!” but tonight when asked if I’m ok I started shaking and sobbed “I NEVER HAD A BOOK PARTY!”

@mahnamematt @dadmann_walking That stuff is so messy. Don't think you'll have them play with it in a container inside. It gets everywhere and scratches tables etc. Use it outside. Be warned!

@dadmann_walking We’re gluttons for punishment, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ok parents what dumbass present did you buy your kid(s) that is annoying AF? I'll go first, we bought 300 nerf darts.

@CodyROlsen Interesting. I grew up with them unwrapped, and that's how it is now for our kiddos. I hope they never learn of these houses with the fancy extra step.

@emveemcbee as a child, they were wrapped in special santa claus paper. at my wife's they were left out in the open, unwrapped. For our children we do a reluctant comprising mix of both.

Does Santa leave presents out in the open at your house, or are they wrapped?

@zoilawalston We will check it out.

Recommended Sunday viewing: ‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas on Apple TV+ Fascinating doc showing how what developed in a small town in Idaho is a microcosm of what keeps happening at large in our country…don’t wanna say too much, but it was way better than I could’ve expected.

@kellyoxford I tried running but decided it sucked. You can get plenty of exercise from walking. I've walked a couple of half marathons. (It's a thing.) So I vote forget running and walk.

EARNEST TWEET: tried running today. Runners, how do you get into it without death? I’m going to keep trying but wtf.

@dremilyportermd I live in Austin and have one of those old machines. I'm sending you a DM with my awesome repairman's info.

Just got home from vacation and put the first of a dozen loads of laundry in our 25 year-old top load Maytag agitator machine and now it’s smoking and smells like burnt rubber. I’m gonna guess that’s not an easy DIY fix. And FML.

@CalebdeCasper People are the worst.

A girl in that same class also told me that gay people would never be in commercials. People are so fxcking dumb y'all I swear.

I have a photoshoot with @npr tmo. A while ago now I was in college and we talked about how getting music onto NPR is the best way to promote music, and I thought I would never be able to do that because I was gay. The world used to be different.

@jessicawluther Yay! F got hers yesterday. Progress.

@gbaldwinmd @AHSAAUpdates Wow! Great job!

Hunter Baldwin is a testament to the rewards of hard work. Picked up a golf club for the first time 15 months ago and fell in love with the game. Joined the PHS golf team and now has been selected for AHSAA North-South All-Star Golf Match in July. Proud of him! @AHSAAUpdates

@kellyoxford @MTV This is so great to know from the absolute source that I can trust a movie trailer not to ruin something! Thanks and congrats on the film.

@emveemcbee @MTV Actually, it does a good job of not really revealing anything. Haha

OFFICIAL TRAILER: Pink Skies Ahead Premiering live without commercials MAY 8 on @MTV youtu.be/_I2vYjCUFJg

@peeyellow @BiscoffCookies I just got some this week at HEB.

Where can I get Biscoff ice cream in Austin, TX!!! I love it soooo bad!!!!!!!!! #biscoff #icecream #Texsas #Austin @BiscoffCookies

@jessicawluther The Krispy Kreme near us usually has someone handing out a donut to everyone who walks in. Maybe this doesn't happen at all of them? But yes, just get vaccinated and then eat or don't eat donuts.

@jessicawluther I want to be more like Aaron.

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