Ender Cypher

@DHSgov Thank the republicans for ICE first.

Thank a Democrat.

Nintendo is reportedly developing a new Switch 2 with removable batteries The model is being produced in accordance with the EU's "right to repair" legislation via Nikkei

NWS: “have multiple ways to get weather alerts” Me:

@GavinNewsom I love this level of trolling, you are amazing.

ENJOY, AMERICA!

A Statement from GameStop

@savage_grows Either that or paid for by big alcohol. They’re the reason the hemp provision got snuck into the gov funding bill.

I have a feeling much of this data comes from the cheap gas station distillate carts Please do yourself a favor and stay away from that stuff. Just smoke some real flower

@adgirlMM @kcismek37 All they do is what he says. They’re a cult.

@kcismek37 MAGA: "America first!!" Also MAGA: "Free Iran!!"

Dear former American allies, We're sorry. We didn't choose him. The billionaires did. His ignorant base thinks they did, because they're too dumb to understand how they got played. We don't expect your help with this war. He has treated all of you poorly. But there is a way to help America. Release the files. Love, Americans

@WhiteHouse You do realise this video itself is a war crime? Every member of the Trump administration is a psychopathic cunt that jokes about people being killed. Fuck you all. Sincerely, THE WORLD.

@WhiteHouse You literally just brought a 20 year old home in a box and you post fucking cartoon videos like this war is a joke! What the fuck is wrong with this administration? How much more incompetent, disrespectful, insensitive are you going to be! This administration is a disgrace😡!

How about a Mac Neo powered by A19 Pro SoC for $399?

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

@Ravenismeee Even $100K is life changing. You’re insane if you think it’s not.

Do you consider $700K as life-changing money? Be honest.

@NWSNorman possible unwarned tornado near Kansas border.

@Simcoe12_Wx @MaxVelocityWX possible unwarned tornado in Oklahoma near Kansas border. Tight couplet & possibly debris on the correlation coefficient.

@MaxVelocityWX Ngl most useful weather website I’ve found to date.

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You literally control the house and senate

@BarrakAli @theapplehub It’s because they just released a $600 laptop which is unheard of in today’s market. It’s not some miracle they pulled. They made a cheap ass laptop with basically no features unless you upgrade it.

@theapplehub Apple quietly made their ecosystem more accessible while everyone was busy complaining about the prices, $600 less for the full lineup is a plot twist nobody expected

@travisakers No they become vetos.

Ummm, ok, but if he doesn’t sign a bill, it automatically becomes law after 10 days anyway.

@fw_naetoblaq Twitter

It's been 3 years Do you still call it Twitter or do you call it X?