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The Knicks are nonsense

@PapaBearsTweets Doesn’t get any better

@dom_lucre Hope the Police sue them for infringement

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The U.S. Army 4th PSYOP Group (Airborne) division released this video titled “Ghosts In The Machine 2” that gives everyone a view into the new war that is often unseen, 5th Generation Warfare. It is important to never doubt your worth or impact because we are in it.

@CurtisWenis Call me whatever you want but I always show up 5 minutes earlier. I don’t mind waiting

when you’re to go order for dinner was ordered at 4:30 for a 5:00 pickup and your wife wife says she’s on it but is leaving to make the 12 minute drive at *checks notes* 4:59? >>>>>>

@ClueHeywood @DadBoner One of my my favorite things I’ve ever done

@DadBoner Jazz Fest. New Orleans. Maui Jims. Peeping chest beefers. Man.

@Super70sSports Epitomizes the Pistons back, whether you loved them or hated them. I, the latter

Hey, I’ve got an idea, let’s all watch Larry Bird fight the fucking Detroit Pistons for a minute …

@ClueHeywood They don’t call them pros for nothing

Been in Nola for 90 minutes and I have been propositioned by multiple prostitutes! I have entered my outwardly pitiable lonely old man phase!

@LIVTracking No, it’s not

I just walked into my companies (Forbes Top 500) corporate office and every single person is talking about #LIVGolf Adelaide. LIV Golf is much bigger than the media wants you to know.

@LIVTracking @Daniel_Rapaport Chase Koepka????????

@Daniel_Rapaport Casual fans don’t even know he exists. Golf needs superstars to survive. PGAT has 1 and it’s not Scotland Scheffler. This is why LIV is so much more successful. It’s full of mega-stars. Mickelson, Koepka, Rahm, Johnson, Perez, Reed, Gooch, Chase Koepka, Niemann, Burmester.

Assuming he holds on, which he will...I honestly think this win might be the scariest of all from Scottie. He's coming off winning the Masters. That's such an emotional experience (for mere mortals). And then what comes after it is a whirlwind. Flies home to see his wife who is 8+ months pregnant. Doesn't get to Hilton Head until Tuesday night. 9 holes of prep for the week. Starts with meh round of -2. Still had plenty time to kick it into gear and beat a field full of the PGA Tour's best players going away. Winning golf tournaments is just what he does right now. Because he's so damn grounded it seems he just doesn't ride the emotional rollercoaster. Win the Masters, rest a few days, play some good golf, win another huge tournament. It's not any more complicated than that for him. That's such a special place to be mentally.

@gin__erso Wishing the best for your brother and family. Cancer f*^king sucks!

@Super70sSports youtu.be/IhS8FAj2s9c?si…

Name a song you consider to be perfect. I’ll start:

@Super70sSports You have to put Petty up there. He never stopped writing and producing great music until he died.

I just read an article that said Paul Simon “has a strong claim as America’s greatest living songwriter.” Look, I like Paul Simon. But unless Bob Dylan fucking died today and I don’t know about it, you can take that bullshit elsewhere.

@chicagotribune Boogeyman alert. Boogeyman alert.

Mayor Brandon Johnson on Wednesday blasted a nascent effort to establish a legal tool for voters to recall Chicago mayors, calling it “disingenuous” and saying it is backed by “extreme right wing” political rivals. trib.al/LgwuHjt

@gin__erso I’m a huge fan of the meditative benefits of washing dishes by hand

@JimmyMcGill1005 @Katerade One of the finest of sandwiches

@Katerade So hotdogs?

It's that most blessed of occasions tonight, ✨️S A N D W I C H D I N N E R✨️

@TheSopranosClub See you next Tuesday

@HamHock42 Counterpoint - this is a lock. You only need to manage 3.5 per for a 63. A couple lucky 2 putts should offset the 5 putts. Then it’s 3 or 4 putts all the way.

THIS is a good version of this question. You’d have to 3 or 4 putt every green which is absolutely not a lock

@thereisnojayjay Or Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

Also if you happen to know my real name, please do not use it on here anymore. You can call me JJ or Hey You or Dude or Your Highness.

@ArtReno3 He just might oblige you

@gourmetspud @ArkansasFred Just another reason why 5’11” is the perfect height