Neil Hughes

Check out this guy (me) TOTALLY nailing a comedy talk about #anxiety. So good, so funny, and so very RT-able. bit.ly/custardTED

This debate has aged like fine wine. #LFC #MUFC

What an absolute tosser. Sends a 6ft bow wave through Tenbury shop windows. Locals understandably livid! Some reports he’s been arrested but not sure if correct. Via Jay da Costa on Facebook

it’s so cool how everything just sucks now

Absolutely, a poster in Manchester today. Worth a read.

Years ago, in the 1990s, me and my boss were looking at a client's rental accounts. He asked was I sure about the mortgage repayments. I said I had checked them with the bank. "They can't be less than the rent," he said, "That never happens. Not on a 90% mortgage." Seems like...

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

@paulfoot Thanks so much for your show in Liverpool last night - absolutely brilliant. Hilarious, thought-provoking, moving... just phenomenal 👏👏

An undignified existence wheresyoured.at/lost-in-the-fu…

He's so wrong that I'm starting to think there might be a God

@paperghost happily I didn't know who this guy was but the whiplash from "yes mate, GREAT point!" to "wtf is wrong with you" was painful as I read his tweet. Hopefully some non-idiots can pick up the fight on how needlessly awful the spouse visa system is.

Bit late but there it is

Everywhere this has been tried, productivity has rocketed, workers have been happier, and bosses have been keen to adopt it permanently. There is no rational argument against shortening the working week. Which explains why the Victorian pencil is its most vocal opponent.

That Villa away end btw 😂

a quick lesson in cause and effect

If you look very, very closely, you may detect just the slightest hint of a trend.

Ah, The Left, an apparently huge bloc of potential voters with the power to swing entire elections, who must under no circumstances be listened to or appealed to or offered any policies

🚨 The cycle of democracy keeps turning.

A really depressing thing about the UK is the phone networks beginning to crumble. Mobile data just doesn't work in any crowded area anymore.

when children get into the "why" phase, it is the dad's duty to step in and drive the children to exhaustion with explanations deeper than they could have expected from this perspective, it's clear that mansplaining serves an obvious evolutionary function

@mrkocnnll This is perfectly executed. Good job.

Doppelgänger was one of my favourite books of the past year, so it really hurt to read this