Molly Kathleen 🧫🦠🧬

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

One of the weirdest parts of when Catholicism ends up back in the headlines is finding out every Protestant denomination has some sort of specific and deeply held set of opinions about us when I grew not knowing the difference between a Lutheran and a Baptist.

“Well, the alternative was letting trans women compete in swim meets.” — last thought of a MAGA before they are atomized by nuclear fire

To those of you feeling like an idiot for voting for Trump, good that’s because you are.

It’s like the whole world woke up today and realized elections have consequences lol

Literally my first thought when they introduced this policy. So when my husband is deployed, either he can’t use Netflix or I can’t use Netflix. Cool.

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

Men be like "If I can't control a woman's body, then I want that body to die."

paul revering at work that the bachelorette was cancelled

@TexasGameWarden @TheGoldenRatio4 this seems like something you’d be interested in ?

On Sunday, March 8, #TexasGameWardens in Wood County were contacted by organizers of the Lake Fork Lure Co. Tournament to investigate a bass presented during weigh-in that raised concerns of possible tampering. The fish was flagged after a metal detecting wand alerted…(1/3)

Toddlers are a lot of work and extremely mischievous but they are also the funniest and cutest people in the whole world and that makes up for it tbh.

Why does my Apple Watch never register shoveling snow like I’m out here sweat dripping down my back for an hour but it says 4 active minutes ????

iPhone: heyyy we updated your iOS! me: oh ok. is the new one better? iPhone: no!! ❤️ everything is weird now

KB controls are so lovely 🥰😍

Happy Christmas everyone. The task before us is to stay one drink in front of the headache, but one drink short of being drunk. I believe in us. I know we can do it.

@eye_that_sees @PWOC @KanthanPillay @MurrayHillGuy1 Have you updated the IOS? I haven’t and cant find it either but I wonder if its with the new update.

@PWOC @KanthanPillay @MurrayHillGuy1 I don’t have 3 lines next to the select button, or anywhere that I can see

This new Apple update where someone sends you an old photo, you save it, go to Photos expecting it to be the most recent… and it’s buried back in AUGUST or some shit. Who thought this was smart?

@ScribbleScout No replacements because it’s out of stock 😭 they will refund me but I still have to eat the cost of shipping! I hope your mug arrives safe and sound!!

@eniugcmkm Oh no! I hope they’re able to replace it for you! I always feel wary about ordering fragile items like that, but I caved this time and also ordered the mug!

I’ve seen posts of UK Swifties ordering the Rep mug and getting the Folklore plushie cat…congratulations on the win, but I swear UMG better have shipped the plushie that I’ve ordered and not send me the mug 😭