
epobirs
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@totominya @DaddyWarpig @CoderInCrisis I didn't say she was the life of the movie. Just that it got better out of her than more prominent roles.
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Can you believe someone named her Darth Karen?
Ugh.
George Lucass@fakingstarwars
Name this fearsome warrior.
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@chadfelixg The precedent was established with Trump, so turnabout is fair play and be careful what you wish for and all that.
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@pipandbaby @neontaster Their goals are ultimately the same as the Voluntary Human Extinction folks. They're just more incremental about it.
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Eat bugs, don't take asthma medication, don't wear clothes. Anything else? nytimes.com/2019/11/03/opi…
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@dswhisperer And wouldn't even have to do that in this day and age if she simply recorded a video running down the details in a believable fashion. But her proposals bring to mind both the Underpants Gnomes and 'Then a miracle occurs!' equation cartoon.
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@dswhisperer Somebody who is supposed to be a wonk but can't go into the details makes one suspect her whole career has been a hoax. I recall when she was elected to the Senate, that couldn't face the press at all and needed the Mayor of Boston IIRC to run interference.
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@jihadwatchRS He'd certainly be utterly obscure if not for the coverage given him by those who need the Boogey Man to exist in order to sell their anti-Boogey Man products.
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@robkroese "It's spelled Kofsnoyski and pronounced Smith. They're all silent. Never mind."
George Carlin
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Speaking of unpronounceable Dutch names...
Donald Jacob Uitvlugt@HaikuFictionDJU
According to Amazon’s statistics, 48 people picked up a free copy of La Danza de la Muerte during the giveaway. Thank you all!
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@CraigNews3LV @KNX1070 You miss a lot if you're always the driver on a long stretch of freeway. On the rare occasions that I'm a passenger the number of tents and improvised shelters that can be spotted is much greater.
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From a distance you don’t notice how many #homeless encampments are tucked alongside Bull Creek. #LosAngeles




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@_LukeCSkywalker @awstar11 My surname is only six letters, two syllables, with no exotic phonemes involved. But people so rarely get it right on the first read that it's a little shocking when they do. On top of this, I'm in a town whose is equally baffling to many. Such is life.
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@awstar11 The entire modern SJW ideology seems to be based around the idea that being a self-centered jackoff is a GOOD thing.
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Dr. N.R. Luke@_LukeCSkywalker
@SBowersMD Here's a better idea: I have a name that is CONSTANTLY mispronounced. Instead of expecting the world to accommodate ME like a self-centered egotist, I just expect people to say it wrong. Then when they do, I don't give a damn. 😉 Let's teach people not to be egotists.
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@WaltzingMtilda @PollySpin Who would ever have heard of him if he wasn't given so much coverage by outlets who need the Boogey Man to exist and be a real threat in order to sell ad time.
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@politicalelle @pspoole Reminiscent of the reporter who claimed PTSD from merely firing an AR-15 on a range a few times.
I don't care for such sports but to act like this is some dark secret corner of barbarity in our midst is just silly.
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The pearl-clutching over MMA is absolutely comical.
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt
Trump's seat at the MMA fight was close enough to hear the kicks land and the thuds of the bodies hitting the floor. "If there's blood that's spilled and it's not his, it's thrilling to him." @noahweiland nytimes.com/2019/11/03/us/…
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@mel_faith1 @jjauthor Finally! Some relief from the long lines outside my auto insurance agents office.
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@antoniogm @redsteeze An actual, real world example of "I was just following orders." If the old tweets had been left out of article, it would have just been time wasted on useless background. The failure of judgment came with the decision to use the info, regardless of how deeply buried in the piece.
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