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everyone says to me “you look familiar!” because I’m a roundface brownhair

Ishtar is kind of Nirvanna The Band The Show

@alirichthem HAAAAA THE WHOLE CAR

ok but yall gotta see the guys in front of us who were incredibly locked in

feeling soooooo “movies are amazing” lately

@offbeatorbit incredible movie

Got out of a screening of After Hours a little earlier and clearly the moral is don’t trust blonde women!!!!!!

@hell_doe I keep a box in my house at all times

this would fix me

when Trent Reznor goes ɪ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ! I feel seen

I love lifting weights… love being like let me take those bags for you…

everyone loves that my big brown eyes remind them of a baby cow

I can’t believe I have to say this but some of you are parasocial about the Muppets

this is so hot to me

one of my favorite compliments to give is “you are famous to me”

things they should let me do: ✔️be on Taskmaster ✔️request one free item from a brand per quarter ✔️write a Saw movie ✔️change my face shape at will ✔️say I’m “bicoastal” even if I’m rarely on the west coast ✔️sing one song at every concert ✔️abolish business casual

many such instances for me

sometimes i go too sicko mode in Balatro that the jokers mock and punish me

@9Z8lquSv8B3FMpN 🦑🦑

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sometimes you will see people talking about whether it's "cool" or "uncool" to have a boyfriend. what the fuck are you talking about

Teaming up to fight cybercrimes

Big bump in Providence sales yesterday. If the Goth Burger King Twinks see this. I’ll happily add you to the VIP guest list

oh my god they accepted my offer

drink 2 afternoon cold brews and lowball pleats please dresses on eBay

Sorry guys if I ever said anything