🐻rek B🏀nd (the official EB parody account)

You know, for a supposed Christian Barack Obama never posted any pictures of himself as the messiah. I find that very odd.

@IraGorawara @TheAthletic Are you our beat writer now? 😄

Full (and free) story on Utah State hiring Northern Iowa's Ben Jacobson for @TheAthletic. A note for Aggies fans: Per source, California's Mark Madsen was never seriously considered. Speculation that crowded social media were all simply rumors. More: nytimes.com/athletic/71577…

@ShotDoctor21259 @LandonCheatham Have you ever been to Logan, Mr. Chunky JD Vance lookalike?

@LandonCheatham No one falls in love with Logan Utah who’s been elsewhere

Most of all I feel bad for Calhouns family. They were just ripped away from friends and a place they had all fallen in love with to go live in Cincinnati...

Utah State is entering the Round of 32 stripped of the sport's markers of power. Coach Jerrod Calhoun's roster sits at $2.4 million, well short of what it'd take to "go really deep." Yet, here the Aggies are, outlasting programs with fuller pockets. How? nytimes.com/athletic/71378…

@BJRains Update?

Assumed this was an Utah State fan. Checks profile…yes. Aggies should be good, but no way they can be higher than third.

That one time THE PRICE IS RIGHT had the greatest Showcase Showdown of all time (1983) 😅🔥 wait for it

Daniel Radcliffe refuses to try on Alysa Liu's Olympic Medal 🫡 While he expressed immense admiration for Liu’s achievement, he declined the offer to wear the prize, stating: “I can’t do it. It’s too much. Even holding it feels like I’m trespassing on a decade of hard work. Wearing it feels like stolen valor.” Radcliffe explained that because he knows how much grueling physical sacrifice goes into an Olympic career, putting the medal around his neck - even for a photo, felt disrespectful to the actual effort required to earn it.

@trevor_porath @realsaltlake @USUBasketball Pain.

If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well

If all the Utah Jazz starters are healthy, besides Kessler of course, I say… screw it💁‍♂️ Abandon the tank✌️ Let’s see if we can catch the Clippers or Blazers and sneak in the Play-In😤

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You must provide your ID, but they can wear masks and conceal their identities. You must comply with every order, even when they ignore the very laws they’re sworn to uphold. You’re told to prioritize the officer’s “safety,” while his masked buddies surround your car armed to the teeth. You can't be armed, but they’re armed with military-grade weapons and authorized to use them to enforce compliance. You can't protest or "interfere", but they can enter your homes, detain your children, and kill your neighbors. You can't film them, but they can monitor your movements, scan your license plate, and track your location in real time. You can be fined and imprisoned for one wrong move, but they’re shielded by qualified immunity, and legally allowed to deceive you during questioning. At some point, the power dynamic reversed. Public servants became untouchable authorities, and abuse of power was rebranded as “order.” In the process, we’ve normalized state-sanctioned extortion, brutality, and subservience to law enforcement. If these profound double standards don’t alarm you, it’s not because they aren’t there. It’s because you’ve been trained not to notice. That’s how we got here. It's time to start noticing and say no more...

NRA when someone is asked to not bring an assault rifle into Chuck E Cheese: The tyrants who stand against us will die NRA when law enforcement executes citizens for legally owning a firearm: *unintelligible sounds of deepthroating a boot*

@RobertJTurbin Not if Riq Woolen has anything to say about it.

Game.

Elon Musk just banned a Democratic senator from Twitter for essentially no reason. Here’s why the liberal media has a free speech problem.

if you show a passport to an angry ICE agent, with immunity to do anything to you, what would stop him from just destroying it? what could you do, what could most people do, in the exigency of the moment? "showing papers" only works if the Gestapo is predisposed to consider you "white" & "legal." but even then, you could be a "leftist"-- fair game for violence.

President Donald J. Trump meets with Harry Potter of Hogwarts in the Oval Office, during which Mr. Potter presented the President with his Triwizard Cup in recognition of the President’s extraordinary proficiency in the dark arts of misinformation, illusion and reality distortion. ✨

@Riley_Gaines_ A disturbing example of a man claiming a medal that belongs to a woman; you must be furious

Abolish ICE. What we’ve seen recently isn’t immigration enforcement; it’s state-sponsored terrorism. They refuse to comply with the Constitution. They assault Americans with impunity. They hide behind masks, knowing their actions are shameful. They should not exist. Immigration enforcement can be done lawfully and accountably—upholding the rights of the people—but the administration has no interest in that. They’re using the context of immigration as a pretext to sidestep constitutional limits—warrants, due process, and transparency—that protect us all from government abuses. We need immigration enforcement that respects the Constitution, not an agency that evades it.