Eric Grafstrom founder at ExitGuide

@SenatorTimScott Just checked my notes and turns out your party controls the house, the senate and the White House. We all see it. You’re doing trumps bidding and not a real leader. Try harder

Democrats have forced the longest government shutdown in U.S. history, leaving Americans without paychecks and critical benefits longer than ever. This unnecessary suffering could’ve been avoided if they’d voted for the clean CR they have supported 13 times before.

@SenJohnBarrasso You could end this of your party controlled the senate, congress and White House. Wait….

Military families are lining up at local food banks. This is the cost of the Democrat Shutdown. Americans deserve better. We need to reopen the government TODAY.

@HawleyMO You’re full of shit and we all see it. Your mentor and staff from Desmet HS are ashamed of you. Try to do better.

The human suffering is real. Planes are falling out of the sky, Americans are going hungry, and our military is going unpaid Democrats need to end this shutdown

there's at least one person out there who moved from SF to Miami in 2021, to Miami to SF in 2023, from SF to NYC in 2024, and is now moving back to SF in 2025

@asanwal Google and other companies use(d) select schools as a hiring strategy. This seems no different. Eventually they’ll learn to look at the individual and not the educational background. Obvious to many but seems hard for others to grasp.

Is this the beginning of a trend or an outlier? WDYT?

@trentjhughes I’m 56 and have been in startups and self-employed for at least two decades. This is an ongoing issue and likely to get worse. For 2026 we are going with this and saving at least $800 per month. hbgsolo.com

Is buying health insurance even worth it for the average family? Next year I'll pay $26,000 in premiums for a family of 3 Most families have a few doctor visits a year Seems like more & more people I talk to are just dropping coverage Thoughts?

@funder @NilsDavis My dog would be better

Who else agrees that Gavin Newsom, without a doubt, would be a better president? #CAVoteYesProp50

@SMB_Attorney 💯

I don’t know who needs to hear this: Buying a business of any size is a “job.” A big job. It’s the people who portray any form of entrepreneurship as passive that are the problem.

@TheEconomist Come on. From you?

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles economist.com/united-states/…

@besttrousers @asymmetricinfo Fair point but I cannot imagine any reasonable person looks to Ann Coulter for moral or ethical guidance.

SNAP has work requirements! (though there are lots of exceptions, and most SNAP recipients are children/disabled/elderly such that they qualify).

@GoodmanHoops How do I get a job working for Scott Woodward?

So, lemme get this straight. LSU athletic director Scott Woodward hired Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M and also Brian Kelly at LSU, both were fired and the schools have to pay $130 million in buyouts. And he still has a job. This is absolutely insane that some of these AD’s aren’t held accountable for their poor decisions.

@SMB_Attorney "This man is about to die! Can someone please generate a term sheet?!?!"

“Is there a doctor on this plane!?!” “It depends! Does a Juris Doctor count?”

@thescottbarber My guess is that Joel won’t be invited to the party.

One day Jesus will ask Joel “Who was your neighbour?”

@SMB_Attorney Highest paid employee in every state is either men’s college basketball or college football approach. I love sports but something ain’t right with college sports.

James Franklin buyout - $50 million Billy Napier buyout - $21 MM Add tens of millions for assistants and staff. ~$100 MM in expense between two schools just to fire underperforming coaches. Universities are learning expensive lessons. Also, I’m in the wrong business.

Teddy. I’m just, you know, trying to live my fucking life, man.

@SMB_Attorney that is fuel for my domination

It’s Friday in the ‘90s. You and your friends are out riding bikes while the parents have drinks two houses down. Pizza just got delivered. You’ll probably stay the night at your buddies house and play video games all night. Life will never better than this.

@thescottbarber Jurassic Ark

I imagine this would be news to dinosaurs

@thescottbarber I’ll give you a little respect for this tweet. Not much, just a particle

How do you know the Higgs Boson is Catholic? Because it gives everything Mass. I apologize for this tweet.

@JeffFlake Republican Party should make clear the difference between MAGA and Republicans in order to avoid the demise of the party. Trump and his followers will take down the Republican Party.

C’mon, fellow Republicans, we’re better than this.

@andy35o It was better than Cats, I plan to see it again