Erika✨

"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡

....I'm sorry, did I just learn there's one specific person in Ohio with an impossibly massive viral load of a unique covid variant that we only know about because they're pissing so much of it into the local sewers it shows up as a graph outlier like fuckin Viruses Georg

Bluey is probably only a great show as an adult if you’re a parent or live with kids, but if you fit that, Bluey is so good I catch myself almost putting it on even without my toddler around. 🫶

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

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oh hell no, please please please tell me there’s a way to opt-out of this horrible new Spotify layout. it’s distressingly bad and so hard to navigate. I’ve never once thought about switching to another platform until this update 😭 @SpotifyUSA @SpotifyCares

*event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality

@taylorfreund047 @iMcMahan Our AG, one of these 20, is also running for governor

@ryguy135 YES and probably a third of the time I just let it play, it’s not the worst

@gradym2626 thanks!

Happy birthday @erikapeter

@eliwillem My money tree is centimeters away from death and nothing I do seems to help it 😔

In the last month I have gone on like 5 job interviews and accepted 2 different jobs. In that same time my money tree (which has been healthy since I got it last year) has TANKED and almost half the stalks are dead now. Hope that’s not foreboding of anything

Imagine how wildly effing geeked out The Office superfans will be when TV goes VR

@iMcMahan Yesssss I loved it so much

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC IS A MUST WATCH

@ryguy135 This is the first one I’ve ever lost 😭

Zoe Kravitz is sooooo pretty. And so am I

I wonder if the age gap between my boys will land them in different generations & what they’ll argue about if they are. like “when you were in high school, the first drug-filled lawless spaceship hadn’t even OPENED yet, so don’t act like you ‘get it’ “

I hope you get to build your own afterlife, because if the next life doesn’t include some kind of indicator light that tells people you’re at a really good part in your book and everyone automatically leaves you alone until you’re finished, I don’t want it

Such an odd experience, seeing all my corners of the internet passionately talk shit on crypto/NFT space/people, while also having a partner who is that exact crypto/NFT person (and also a great father, a loving partner, general good person!)

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The best way to do your laundry if you care about climate change is wash your clothes however you want and then spend your energy finding community and engaging in collective action to transform institutions and take power out of the hands of those who got us into this mess