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@MarkEHartman @denabunnel Congrats, Mark!!

Recent development w/ @denabunnel!

@jazayerli Ummmm this is going to be stuck in my head all day! EGOT phase one!

Everyone talks about the existential risks of AI, but no one talks about the risk a talentless hack like me can create a song about the 2024 Royals. But after hearing this monstrosity, you will. I present to you: "The Boys Are Playin' Some Ball". youtu.be/tJY4Yugfmj8?si…

@MarkEHartman @daviDMHahn @CouldBeTheMove Someone tried this for our wedding! The hotel gives the couple lists/updates on who books under their block. Maybe you’d luck out and find someone charitable or inattentive though 🤷🏻‍♀️

Toby had his first bath today. He can’t believe someone could trick him into such an ordeal. He’s not mad, he’s just completely devastated. @dog_rates

@jazayerli Come on, Rookie!

Just got this text from my brother, who checked out around 2018. We are so back, baby.

@MarkEHartman Suspense. We need more of it, right?

People who put an auto-response on their e-mail indicating they are out of office without indicating when they will return: Please explain yourself. Thank you.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@DisneyFoodBlog Do they take reservations? It’s not showing up in my app

We also have the signature guacamole ($16.95) and the potato salad deviled eggs ($9.95)! 📍Summer House On The Lake

@whoward_ Thank you, Will! Wishing you all the best! EMAW!!

Thank you Wildcat Nation. For everything 💜

@pufizzle You’re off the hook for at least one bullet point!

I need to get something off my chest. Promise no judgement? I went to K-State from 03-07. I am OBSESSED w/ the university. I also have never - had call hall ice cream - had varsity donuts - went to pillsbury crossing - ate pizza shuttle - had raspberry bean dip Please be gentle

@pufizzle Wait. You never ate ice cream at the Derb? Isn’t it from Call Hall? And was varsity donuts there when we were?? I feel like it wasn’t.

“Mob’s a place where people go to take a break from their conscience. A mob acts out of emotion, absent facts, absent contemplation, mostly absent responsibility. What they get in return is anonymity. Conscience can be exhausting.” - Atticus Finch Less mob. More conscience.

@Sar517 I LOVE this movie. So few people have seen it! “We’re walking, we’re walking…”

What’s the greatest movie of all time and why is it Dave?

@jazayerli Sitti would say Garozzo’s. But only the original on Harrison. Frank Sinatra and bountiful pasta sauce? She couldn’t ask for more! (Genuinely great classic Italian)

I'm here in Kansas City, as my daughter has a global competition at the KC Convention Center. That the Royals are out of town is just a bonus. I'm leading my tribe to the promised land (i.e. Joe's) tomorrow, but non-barbecue dinner suggestions for a group of 16 today welcome.

@another_smith1 @LudoRock You have a keen sense of musical plagiarism!

Watching #loveisblind and screaming when this man starts singing a @LudoRock song as his own. He knows someone is gonna know, right??

@IliaOrthodox Video creds to St. Elijah OKC 😬

@Ben__Mosley Tell ‘em, Benji!

@Big12Conference @Kickstradomis K-State! Go, Cats!

@lancepufahl @Chiefs Wait. Me too!

4:30EST/3:30CST Saturday kick for the @Chiefs and Raiders game next week…and I’ll be there!! LFG!

@NWSWichita Are roads predicted to be better Friday and Saturday?

Accumulating snow will be possible on Thursday which will likely impact travel. In addition, wind gusts in the 40 to 50 mph range will cause blowing snow which may significantly reduce visibility. Travel is not recommended on Thursday. #kswx