Ernie Ritchie

A Pakistani imam in Italy gave a sermon on national TV defending the right of Muslim men to marry 9-year-old girls. The next day, PM Giorgia Meloni personally requested that he be deported. He had lived in Italy for 9 years! Do you agree with Giorgia’s decision?

@Mr_Husky1 Why would you post this as if it just happened instead of 10 years ago? Can we believe your other tweets?

"This is Ted he is a 96 year old WW2 veteran. He came into my pub today for his lunch. I couldn't help but notice his medals I just had to go and ask him about his life and say thank you for his service to our country. He became really overwhelmed and cried. He said 'thank you young man no one cares about what I have to say anymore.' I told him that I'm sure there are so many people that do. Can we all please like and share this post and show him just how many of do care about our veterans and prove to Ted he's not forgotten. I will show him this post when he comes back for his dinner next week." Credit - animal discovery

So the bid document was fraudulent. But of course this is FIFA headed up by Infantino so we probably shouldn't expect anything better. And we thought Blatter was the villain!

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Having publicly executed a 19 year old member of the country’s national wrestling team last week, two more scheduled executions of young lives with bright futures urgently highlight - during a war - the mentality of a regime that prioritises executions over protecting their own population. While keeping the country under a digital blackout, itself a crime against humanity. A regime that parades teenagers on national television to humiliate them and accuse them of crimes they’ve not even heard of. And all because they went out on a protest. This is what the people of Iran have been dealing with for decades. #StopExecutionsInIran #ShervinBagherian #PeyvandNaeimi

What has happened to Saturday night entertainment on ITV? Absolute shite. Never mind season 2, surely there won't be an episode 2!?

This hits hard

Spot on Rooney 👍 You can't truly celebrate a goal until VAR have explored every possible reason to disallow it! Hate it!

So let me get this straight. Iranians who lived Iran have gotten it all wrong. Venezuelans who lived Venezuela have gotten it all wrong. Cubans who lived Cuba have gotten it all wrong. But you—who have never left the four corners of your own sublime comfort—are the bearers of truth?

Iranian women’s football national team just used sign language to communicate “Help” Theyre being held hostage and threatened by the regime. The regime in Iran labeled them “traitors” on national TV and promised a “severe punishment” once they return from Australia.

This actually isn't any more true than most of the other stuff posted on this parody account. The president does enough stupid things off his own bat without the need to make things up!

Unbelievable comments coming from a Shinner! Blessed are the peacemakers 🥸

Iran has executed professional athletes for perceived opposition or participation in protests against the regime. These women are incredibly brave #Iran #women #football 💪

We are all governed by our algorithms. Mine is dominated by animals, Iran, Gaza, Donald Trump and Cole Palmer. You’d be confused by my feed. Especially the Cole Palmer Plantagenet haircut memes. However, many have missed the IRGC in Iran boasting of their two day murdering spree in January killing 95,000 innocent Iranians (their numbers, not mine), simply for protesting. We have shared why this happened. We have shared that it is still happening. We have shared that students across Iran - incredibly and bravely - are still protesting. Right now. Despite the threat of a bullet to the head. Yet - in addition to missing it - they do everything to deny it. They say nothing about the mass extermination but all of a sudden say “NO to war in Iran.” Without any knowledge of the plight of the people of Iran over the last 47 years. Without any understanding that Iranians have attempted liberation many times and failed because there was never a level playing field. Bare hands Vs military grade weapons usually leads to thousands dead and an evil regime still in power. The people of Iran DO NOT want war. They want the machinery of repression to be stopped. And in the case of the IRGC, forcibly stopped. Because their crimes against humanity will not stop if no one stops them. It will continue, regardless of any ‘deal’ negotiated with the US administration. This is not Saddam Hussein 2003. Iran does not have nukes that could reach us in 45 minutes. There will be NO regional war. This is a lie the regime has put out (lapped up by so called “progressives”) as they beg to stay in power. No one is coming to save them. And they know it. The message is: No to war. Intervention with #R2P (responsibility to protect). Rescue the people of Iran. If that is not your messaging right now, you are officially parroting a narrative of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Do you have the decency to challenge your world view? Or are you “hey wasn’t it 6 billion killed? lol 😂” That is the sense of humour George Carlin is talking about. #IranMassacre #IranianRevolution2026 Watch ⬇️

NEVER FORGET the terror Iran's 🇮🇷 people have suffered under the Islamic regime since it took over - these are Ayatollah Sadiq al-Shirazi's words about women:👇 "Allah created a kind of animal, and that animal is the woman. They are animals, just like cows and sheep. And they are for men's use. He made them in human form so that men would not be afraid. But they are animals like cows, monkeys, camels..."

Will he be ok? 😅

Not one of the players thought it might be a good idea to even acknowledge the presence of those kids who had waited to catch a glimpse of them.

You should be ashamed your players act like this with these little boys. Instead, you’re proud and desperate to share it. Gross. #UTT

This is just one of many reasons why David Lammy should be regarded as even more untrustworthy and incompetent than his leader. A true asshole.

Here’s Lammy, our very own Deputy PM, explaining why Peter Mandelson is so brilliant. “A man of considerable expertise” Oops …