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"The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark"... Daft Punk are greatness

Fun fact: If you order @McDonaldsCanada with @DoorDash and they deliver to the wrong house, it's not their problem

Peak lonliness is taking molly and having nobody to caress so you caress yourself

Bowl of creamy broccoli cheddar soup, 600 mg ibuprofen, 1 frozen daily’s wine cooler, a side of Mac and cheese, a Vicodin, 2 horror movies and 0 wisdom teeth

@motion__muse "There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them"

@motion__muse I can change a light bulb, I choose not to

No point buying gift cards anymore, my mom attempted to use her birthday gift only to find out the balance is $0 and @Sephora gave her the runaround on the phone

@CrazyLexxiCool They need a code word for most things

White ppl gotta have a code word to go poop? #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlindS8 #LoveIsBlind8

@motion__muse I was recently shown this feature as well, definitely need to start utilizing it

@motion__muse MHMMM!!

@motion__muse and yelling

@motion__muse Then a hollandaise facial, like a little spa day

@motion__muse I never believed in Santa, my family later adopted Christmas, but my nephews do!

If Mike Tyson wins, 7 random people who reply to this post will score a free 1-year Windscribe Pro subscription.

@Totally_Offside Unless you're doing a 1-for-1 type deal with an Aho or Tkachuk you're losing the trade. Possibly a package with someone like Keller or Ehlers but I don't see Willy signing an extension with either which I assume any GM would require.

What's a realistic package that the Leafs could get for Nylander that you'd be fine with?

@CrazyLexxiCool I'm the opposite, white girls avoid me, I get black girls interested

@ersal I literally get hit on everywhere by this type 😵‍💫

If he white, middle class, nerdy and a so called ass man he gone try to talk to me. Single or married 😵‍💫

Half of my mom's text messages are just "Ok" to my responses to her questions

@brianclarkson5 @RushmoreLists White Rabbit -- Jefferson Airplane Ride a White Horse -- Goldfrapp This was a tough one

@RushmoreLists White Wedding---Billy Idol White Room---Cream Pretty Fly for a White Guy---Offspring White Flag---Dido

We’re making a Mt Rushmore of the greatest songs with the word “white” in the title. Our picks: White Rabbit-Jefferson Airplane Black or White - Michael Jackson White Room - Cream White Lines - Melle Mel This is it. The perfect list. Agreed?

Name an underrated movie that deserves more recognition: