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@_SLYTAUREAN Villian arc origin story, na from things like this e dey start.

I beg all available pardons😭😭😭

This was Mikel Obi speaking in 2005, when he hadn’t joined Chelsea. Look at how he spoke. Some clowns expect him to now live for ten uninterrupted years in London and be speaking like Kanu and Okocha.

By All and Every Indications this Country is Being Destroyed on Purpose.. 😎😮‍💨🚨

@OmeifeTech lovely stuff!

To the Nigerian hardware engineering community: The days of waiting weeks for foreign PCB prototypes are officially over. We’re manufacturing multi-layer boards from scratch at Omeife Robotics. Local execution = faster innovation. What are you building next? Come talk to us!

@UnkleAyo lmao wetin be this? na children's day party?

Sowore and his party have started their Presidential Primaries in Abuja. 😂😭 Guy, belle dey pain me 😭

@Omah_bb @Oluwabunminire @nr_davidolise lol but for real though, she didn't give him anything else to work with, ask for his own picture. Something.

@esimorp_tm @Oluwabunminire @nr_davidolise No be your niche be this🤣🤣🤣

Una sure say I go marry this year like this ? I can’t even imagine what is going on here. What should I have done better ? I sent my pictures and that was the end 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You can buy a working orange farm in Spain, the size of Central Park, for €1.95M ($2.27M). There's also a castle on it. The estate sits in Marxuquera, a small valley 6 km inland from Gandía on Spain's eastern Mediterranean coast. 317 hectares of land (783 acres), most of it forest. 17.38 hectares is an orange grove in full production, already trading with local producers, fed by a 2M litre reservoir and drip irrigation. In the middle of all this is a three-storey castle with five bedrooms, four bathrooms, a wine cellar, a guest house, a caretaker's house, a 16x8m pool, a tennis court, and a floodlit frontón court. The trade-off is that this isn't a holiday villa. The grove needs managing and the woodland needs stewarding. That said, Valencia airport is 50 minutes away, Gandía beach is 10 km away, and the city of Valencia is an hour up the AP-7. A castle, an orange farm, and a forest bigger than Monaco.

@02_arsenal64949 @tobyasky lol this is a lie and you know it. And you're definitely saying it as an Arsenal fan (typical by the way) You most likely haven't watched his podcast well enough and you don't know better than the people that called him.

@tobyasky He is one of the worst pundits out there. His understanding of the game is so shallow for a former footballer. It has nothing to do with Arsenal. I watch him regularly, I liked him as a footballer but his takes are absurd. A good pundit should rise beyond petty rivalry.

Mikel Obi is making a big name for himself in the punditry business.

@Omah_bb @Oluwabunminire @nr_davidolise Well yeah. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@esimorp_tm @Oluwabunminire @nr_davidolise Oh really?😑

@Omah_bb @Oluwabunminire @nr_davidolise lol. Conversation is a 2way thing babes.

@Oluwabunminire @nr_davidolise If he is serious he will come back

@XBrianDennis @Starlink My less than a year MTN mifi suddenly stopped working one monday morning. Took it to MTN they told me point blank to buy another one, that there's nothing they can do. They didn't even move my 3 days active subscription on it to the new one. Very anyhow people.

3 weeks ago, my @Starlink dish that I’ve been using for the past 3 years suddenly went offline. I messaged support and they said it was damaged beyond repair. Before I could ask what next, they asked me to confirm my delivery address and they sent me a free replacement device with one month free subscription at zero cost to me. I come dey imagine say na Nigerian business. Make I hear say your MTN router spoil and them replace am free of charge with free one month subscription 😂😂😂 This is why @elonmusk is a successful businessman. He knows how to retain the customer.

E no get wetin Chelsea no use my eye see this season

I don't know which is funnier, the fact we don't know who this is, what faction he emerged from or the fact the news came from NTA, with NEWS FLASH! 😭😂

This is a threat to the country.

I am Nigerian, and right now my dream is bigger than me. Only about 1% of global electronics manufacturing happens in Africa. That means millions of African innovators are building the future using ecosystems that don't account for them. Brilliant minds wait weeks for a single prototype PCB to cross oceans, stalled by borders and supply chains that ignore our shores. When iteration takes months instead of days, innovation suffocates. That gap has consequences. It keeps us as consumers of tech rather than creators. So at SkyPower / CircuitCraft, we are deciding to build towards changing it. We are completely rebuilding the hardware prototyping infrastructure right here in Nigeria. Local manufacturing. Precision engineering. Rapid iteration. We are putting the power to design, spin, and deploy production-grade hardware directly into the hands of African builders. The dream is bigger than us—but we are building the foundation anyway. 🇳🇬⚙️

@sarduanajrn 2017 is the peak of Shoprite reign in Nigeria, their daily sales turnover for a single outlet was in hundreds of millions. This event happened in a space of one month and usually things like this when it happens every unaccounted theft within that period will be on the person.

I’m curious, what kind of goods did the customer buy for it to amount to that much? 👀

She did all of these in a space of 1month by the way. A very conc criminal that one.

@iamBigChops She did all of these in a space of 1month by the way. A very conc criminal that one.

It was actually ₦554 million 😭 The craziest part was that she was still showing up to work every day, and according to reports, she said her target was ₦1 billion 😂

@Itoya01 @tobyasky @mono_knowless Serious? No team survives that if true.

@tobyasky @mono_knowless About 20 players including key players left the team after winning the league. It just like the had to start again from scratch

I cannot understand Nigerian league. How do you win the league and relegate “immediately”?