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I don't care if it's sold by weight, if I buy cheese and there are holes in it then I'm gonna feel like I'm getting ripped off

@positive_loop aw heyy

I am now a face and name account. Hello

@mashdee_ @aleksliving They're different lamps, it's a sealed glass block that's illuminated by a light strip underneath

@aleksliving are these diff ones or does the pattern inside change

@Romy_Holland The wax/honey/waste products from a hive can cause pretty serious damage to the walls and nearby surfaces (moisture leading to rot) and they also attract pests which come with their own problems, so letting them stay isn't really an option unless a building is already abandoned

@estcla okay so you can answer my remaining bee/wall question: what happens if you just let them stay?

met a bee keeper yesterday who told me that sometimes his bees leave and he has to find them and gently brush them into a bucket and return them to the hive. once the bees moved into one of his walls and he had to pay a guy $1500 to cut open the wall and get them out. “wait what kinda guy?” i asked him, “a bee guy or a wall guy?” “you’re not gonna believe this” he said laughing “it was a bee wall guy”

@idiosyncretic @strangestloop My friend and I made a website dedicated to boring photos (unremarkable.pictures) and it's my expert opinion that most of the photos posted in response to this are far too interesting

@strangestloop Paging @estcla

let's see a boring photo from your phone, the boringer the better

@owl_posting For those in search of divinity, sprinkle a little bit of table salt on it between each bite

make sure to eat a tomato like an apple today

@mechanical_monk @Romy_Holland Economics is definitely called "the dismal science" for a reason

@Romy_Holland i asked Gemini, apparently there have been numerous studies and they're all inconclusive bc economics is hard

is there a case to be made that national debt is not actually bad?

@RichDecibels This is a great tree

gm. I got another great tree I wanna introduce you to. 7 trunks launching out in a perfect cone like light from a flashlight. plane tree. magnificent bastard

@YesAnastasia13 @shesbonky This isn't unhinged at all, it's called wet nursing and before baby formula it was extremely common.

@shesbonky My grandmother and great grandmother were having babies at the same time. My great grandmother had issues with milk supply so my grandmother nursed her sibling. 😬

my grandfather died during childbirth, but a house maid wrapped him in a blanket and put his body in the bread oven and he came back to life— like that one dead puppy in 101 Dalmatians

@br___ian I learned how much I love WALL-E

@estcla Do you think you learned something about yourself that day

Me: One time I took acid on an airplane so I could draw in my sketchbook and reflect on my life but instead I watched WALL-E two times in a row and then fell asleep My brother, not looking up from his book: wow

The only parasocial relationship I have on this app has been following this lady's pregnancy more closely than I did for my own SIL

@peepillowpam I don't but that's only because donuts having holes offers some amount of utility (easier to consume, can be suspended from a string for eating contests, etc.)

@estcla Do you feel the same way about donuts?

I don't care if it's sold by weight, if I buy cheese and there are holes in it then I'm gonna feel like I'm getting ripped off

The pope is dead and JD Vance killed him

@peepillowpam I did! Update incoming 🫡

@estcla yoooo you moved, fräulein?!

Had no idea that moving from California to Germany would mean becoming the foremost authority on Mexican food and hot sauce in any given situation

@profeshkitten 💅

@estcla the spice queen

Bring it back

@peepillowpam Get those babies outta there!

I can’t believe I have over 10+ lbs of babies inside me