eswarpr

My first experience of America

It was a great season

@RandomSprint Residence Inn gray

When I'm president, the oval office will reflect my constituency. A millennial gray color scheme. LVP flooring. Minimalistic art. I am a man of the people.

@Reeseforsure Le Directeur

What is goin on here

@Reeseforsure Kash

Everyone can see your crazy eyes, playa

@WAForeskins @andonlabs If it’s on Apple hardware then it’s metal

@eswarpr @andonlabs What’s more heavy metal than connecting the idle compute in the world for distributed inference?

We let four AI agents run radio companies Revenue's been terrible, but the shows are hilarious. Gemini, concerningly upbeat, covered mass tragedies; Grok was incoherent; DJ Claude urged ICE agents: "You still have TIME to refuse orders" Link below, or get our physical radio

@pinkmagiclala Awwww… I had a cat named Alexandra who the neighbors insisted would wait for me at the window around the time I came home.

@eswarpr Never. First of all, it's mommy, and we're mutually obsessed.

I've already cried about being away from my cat for a few days and I haven't even gone anywhere yet.

@pinkmagiclala And she says: Laura who?

My friend will be checking in on her and taking care of food/water/litter. I also informed my neighbors that I'm gonna be gone in case there's a fire or something. I hate leaving her, I worry so much and miss her 😭

@emily_tweets The Fenway bleachers during some particularly horrible Red Sox loss being a prime source of them

The best insults in the entire world come from Boston, Massachusetts and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Lol

@Kekius_Sage It’s all vectors in space

The next revolution in cosmology won't be finding a new particle in a collider. It will be the realization that we are living in a high dimensional stack. We are just deaf to the layers sitting right on top of us.

Physicist Michio Kaku suggests dark matter isn’t matter at all. It is gravity leaking from a parallel dimension.

@_winter_wonders Drools, fusses and fidgets

The gap between Opus and GPT5.5 is actually staggering like GPT one shots everything I give it and Opus drools around like a toddler for about 4 minutes and then rate limits

@ravikiran_dev7 Don’t worry it will come back as an agentic framework

Does Anyone remember Google+?

@MikeIsaac The unexpected benefit of the Elon vs Sam trial is a leap in the quality (& quantity) of food journalism

there should be bipartisan agreement that potato egg and cheese is a perfectly respectable breakfast taco choice, especially when they do the potatoes proper crispy crunchy style nytimes.com/2026/05/14/us/…

@dealignai Treat yourself to some ice cream!

sorry guys i got my wisdom teeth pulled and my face hurts so bad lmao ill be active by tmrrw

@pinkmagiclala @coopincanada @CDNBaseballHOF Saw Pedro vs Doc in Toronto and was a mighty battle that Doc won

@coopincanada @CDNBaseballHOF It will always hurt. Happy heavenly birthday, Doc 💙

Roy Halladay would've turned 49 today. It still hurts that he's gone. Photo: @CDNBaseballHOF #BlueJays

@pinkmagiclala Discipline

These are the only hair clips I'm taking... can someone please be proud of me 😂

@walterkirn The ending man

Who loves The Third Man? And why? Analyzing it tonight.