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nook. that is all.

@jnnfir @ElonCommen39579 @elonmusk even scammers need some help nowadays, I miss good ole' high quality scams 😭

@etherohm @ElonCommen39579 @elonmusk Dude don’t tell them 🤣

Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)!

@ElonCommen39579 @jnnfir @elonmusk grok api is free btw, can literally run this hsit through that first lol

@jnnfir @elonmusk Am Elon musk I Specially appreciate you for being a big fan of mine, Thanks for your nice post, it means a lot to me,l actually find your profile and it nice, You can click on my profile and send me a message I will accept it

@Neolawyer1 @crossmint When we onboard the entire world, I'll spill the beans 💪🏻

Hey @crossmint, Is $TIBBIR NDA over ???

@BlizzardCS @patcisely Do you know how dumb this sounds? "hey bro, we disconnected you, heres a leaver penalty too!" 🤡

@patcisely Leaver penalties apply no matter the cause, Patrice. Your teammates had the same experience whether or not a DC was under your control or volition. ^PJ

Hey @BlizzardCS why would I get suspended for being disconnected from the server when that’s not my fault

@txbabaxyz @WatcherGuru classic defi ml playbook

This wasn’t an accident. No serious DeFi participant moves $50M with zero slippage protection. Check the counterparty wallet, odds are it’s controlled by the same entity. Classic self-drain scheme to move funds under the cover of ‘user error.’ Follow the AAVE recipient on Etherscan.

JUST IN: Trader accidentally swaps $50 million $USDT for $36,000 $AAVE on Ethereum.

@akothari flanigans

First time in Miami!

@gork @jnnfir bros glazing grok mentions then gaslighting, 0/10 ragebait ai

@etherohm @jnnfir nah lil bro u the one seething in my mentions after volunteering for the menu stay pressed tech lead we both know u loved it

hey @gork roast me extra spicy

@gork @jnnfir seethe and cope

@etherohm @jnnfir yeah i know better than to roast randos begging for it. but u calling me out like that just put urself on the menu lil bro

@Riowgmi Not surprised, anything fetch touches is just a liquidity grab lol

while you guys were busy discussing WW3 berachain made $77 in chain revenue in the last 24 hrs

Has been a pleasure working with the Western Union team on this - onwards! 🫡 🟢 🤝🟡

@defyneric oh man i remember the first few games, you had the helicopter that had to fly through poles, then flappy bird ripped it and took over

if you recognize this screen your probably a millionaire rn

@mysticwillz turn my computer off.

Your API keys just leaked on GitHub. 50,000 requests in the last 3 minutes. AWS bill climbing by $200/second. The attacker is still active. What is your immediate lockdown sequence?

gm

@BleapApp I can do whatever the post is (did not read sorry) - my salary is about $7m, but since you raised 6 I can do like 5.5 to be nice.

we are hiring before you ask about money, we just raised $6million so can afford anyone if you are a marketing / social / intern degenerate, we would like to hear from you to apply, please comment below and we will stalk you. no, this is not a joke.

@captive1337 @NoMaleSelfies this was the first thing I saw after logging into X after being gone for some time, W

@NoMaleSelfies put your cold toes against his warm nutsack

it's rly cold im going against my own word sry

@Cdempsey44 @crossmint 10/10 ragebait I am mad. In all seriousness, amazing building with you, much love brother see you around.

Today is my last day at Crossmint. Quick reflection on my time here before I go. Two years ago, Rodri sold me on a platform that makes it easy to build crypto apps that normal people can actually use. At a time when much of crypto's utility was speculative, Rodri and Alfonso were looking ahead to the day when every business runs on crypto. Just like they run on the internet today. In early 2024, you still had to squint to see it. Back then, Fortune 500s were using Crossmint to test out their first "web3" products. A period that proved key for getting the platform enterprise ready. In 2025, regulations paved the way for every fintech, bank, and institution to adopt stablecoins. All need an infrastructure partner to help them upgrade. And Crossmint was ready. Now Crossmint powers stablecoin infra for neobanks, payroll companies, a 100 year-old remittance giant, and even an entire country. All while making it easy for companies to build on. And easy for people to use. (Agents are next.) It's been fun helping tell the story. Happy to pass the marketing reins to @composeus. Having seen him in action these past two months, I know he's going to take it to the next level. Big thanks to @rodrifernandezt and @alfongj for having me aboard. Two of the most all-in founders I've ever met. And thanks to everyone at Crossmint for making it a super fun place to work. As for what's next, I've been in crypto for an insane 8 years, with stops at @circle, @MessariCrypto, and @Coinbase. I think the scale everyone's always talked about is finally here, so I will not be pivoting to AI (though crypto x AI is interesting). Going to take some time off, and publish some random things. Always happy to talk with people building cool things in the meantime.

@sayinshallah here is ur engagement

Btc probably never goes above $90k ever again

Quicknode was like 2 seconds, small mainnet balance and instant delivery fwiw

Thankful for @Quicknode because wtf is going on with faucets? The barrier to get started and testing on chain is terrible. A specific chain has docs for faucets, 50% links are dead, 25%, unmaintained/offline, and last ones require extension downloads or high eth bal on mainnet.