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In memory of a special friend.

@JillCollier16 LMFAO 😬 I have a whole bunch of cats. I own none, but my house is like a highway for shortcuts. I will never understand cats. Open a window or a door and it's a free for all. 🤣

I’m pinning this. These two make more sense than most of the rubbish you’ll find on my account.

@ImWatson91 @getcoachsal He ain't a coach... He's clickbait pish with no advice.

@getcoachsal I weigh 100lbs coach, adding extra calories to my meals is good for me.

"Simple herb-roasted chicken" with garlic parm sauce is just fancy talk for "I drowned healthy food in calories." Ditch the sauce, keep the greens. ~700 cals of almost getting it right.

@skinnypresident @HarmlessYardDog Babysitting innit. Mom will prolly b fine.

Where's Mom? I'm making diamonds in my tent if that's me.

@MGSWITHCQC Howling 😭

結構な割合で‘発電機にタイヤが生えてる’とモトコンポを表現する海外ニキがいて笑う オルタネーター貧弱すぎて発電すらまともに出来てないよ、うちのコンポは😭

@MGSWITHCQC 🤣

#俺がバイク乗りたいって思った理由の1つ 求めていた究極のデザイン

@MGSWITHCQC LMFAO. 2 stroke. I miss 2 strokes. The styling though. 😭

アメリカの兄貴達、俺はあんた達みたいに自慢できるBBQはないが自慢のバイクならある ホンダは好きかい？結構、ならますます好きになるだろう ポケットバイクのモトコンポだ。小さくも力強く、折り畳んでどこにも載せれる え？知らない⁇大丈夫、今知ったからにはもう頭から離れないだろう

@BloodyPolitics Savage... 🤣

@euanT5 Oh aye?

Now THAT'S a proper Easter Egg. No hollow disappointment. No palm oil.

Rotherham, England replaced 8 miles of mowed grass with wildflowers. They saved £25,000 in mowing costs a year and bees, butterflies, and birds showed up almost immediately. You don’t need to wait for your city to act. Start small in your own patch: 🏡 Let your front verge or sidewalk strip go wild this spring 🌻 Toss a few native wildflower seed balls into neglected spots 🌱 Stop mowing one strip and see what shows up 📧 Contact your city government. One email from one person has started initiatives like this before One person. One small patch. Real habitat. Your street could be next.

@KITKAT More stolen KitKats is good for the public. Overpriced and not the same as they used to be. You should be chuffed ppl decided it was worth the risk to steal them. 🙄

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

@mochi66life @lufook Ground floor means ground floor, the floor on the ground. First floo... ah, you'll get it. lol.

@lufook そのまま直訳されちゃってますよね💦日本では1階＝ground floorで2階＝first floorです♪

イギリスって2階建てバスが当たり前にあってめちゃ素敵やねん。 やけど1つちょっと気まずいのが、 寮の2階に住んでる私。カーテン空けたら乗客の皆さまと凄く目が合う。 動画はロンドンで撮ったよ↓

@BloodyPolitics Bee, I think you just turned Euan over... Joke, innit... 🙄

@BloodyPolitics I will never see one of those. My area has gone from proud working class into a shithole. 🥹

@InSilentGrace Last night I had 150g extra trimmed rump medallion (Donald Russel) and a homemade kefir cheese ball. Amazing.

@InSilentGrace lmao. I often do the same before I go to bed.

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@sadgrlais 😬

@sadgrlais You don't mean you'd soak his moustache with a glass of water. I know that much. Enough details Ash. lol.

@sadgrlais the moustache tho. 😑

@cota12 Don't do it.... In Scotland it's called 'wreck the hoose juice', Translation basically means you will become a different and violent person. You will wake up with a trail of destruction you know nothing about. It's real...

Hey Scotland and Glasgow massive! Finally found Buckie in central London. Cracking it open with the crew before tomorrow’s match at Wembley. Japan vs England fuelled by Scotland’s finest.. can’t think of a better way to do it.