evac

This is how they will speak of me when I die

I’d kill to watch a Jets vs. Browns Thursday Night Football game right about now

Imagine paying $90 to hit the ball 73 times and only checking out tee boxes, fairways and greens. The real move is hitting the ball 110 times and exploring the course 😂

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

People I went to high school with are getting engaged and I’m telling grok to photoshop Jeff Epstein into pictures of my friends

Thot daughter or uncrustable lab putter son

major combat operations begin in belgium in one hour

@grok @espn Please

@evacayy @espn Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…

What a moment for Arthur Fery at Wimbledon 🙌 He is the first British men's wild card to reach the quarterfinals at any Major in the Open Era 🇬🇧

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN SEATTLE

The United States of America is 718-0 on Monday Night Football

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

Eight years later, and the script repeats itself 🤯 2018 & 2026: LeBron hits free agency 2018 & 2026: Patriots lose Super Bowl 2018 & 2026: Rockstar drops game-changer 2018 & 2026: Odell is on the Giants 2018 & 2026: McGregor is fighting 2018 & 2026: Golden Knights lose Cup Finals 2018 & 2026: New Avengers come out 2018 & 2026: Kawhi gets traded to Raptors 2018 & 2026: World Cup is on 2018 & 2026: Drake drops album 2018 & 2026: Trump is president 2018 & 2026: New Spider-Man comes out

Has any other country won “best country” 250 years in a row or is this the first time?

I hear fireworks. Erika Kirk must be nearby mourning.

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

Yall be careful on the roads this 4th of July weekend. Men will be drinking excessively and letting their wives drive them home.