Evan Derrow

It turns out music, movies, entertainment, and society in general peaked during the exact time period when you, the person reading this, were a teenager.

at the risk of taking this too seriously, i will say it's kind of weird for the richest man in the world to say "this is the public square, i will take it private."

Do you like solving problems? So does C5ISR Center’s Evan Derrow! Derrow, a strategic initiatives officer, says the joy of problem solving led him to a career in #STEM. Test your problem solving skills in this week’s issue: c5isr.ccdc.army.mil/stem_fun_at_ho… @usarmy_devcom @ecybermission

stop fighting! everyone stop fighting! this goes against everything the lockheed martin armed forces bowl stands for!

This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time.

Canceling virtual hangout sessions is okay. Choosing to spend time with your spreadsheet instead of online with your friends is okay. Obsessing over the power of XLOOKUP is okay. Being in love with Excel is okay. Excel is Excel-lent and so are you.

Definition of a Tom sundae with Greg sprinkles on top. Congratulations to Matthew Macfadyen and @nicholasbraun of #SuccessionHBO on their individual Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series.

legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it

@PulitzerPrizes @brianmrosenthal @nytimes Congrats, Brian!! Go @NorthwesternU!

Congratulations to @brianmrosenthal of @nytimes. #Pulitzer

Beginning today, we are posting #COVID19 cases by ZIP code on coronavirus.maryland.gov. We are being as proactive as anyone in the country on this so that Marylanders can better understand the spread of this deadly virus.

@AoDespair We saw you in the grocery store today but felt awkward coming over to say hi, given the times. But if we had been able to introduce ourselves, my wife and I wanted to tell you that we are huge fans (and that we named our dog Wallace). See you around!

my number one boy

NFL refs when a coach challenges an obviously incorrect pass interference call

And with that, it's over. Deadspin no longer employs a single writer or editor. I am gutted but so very proud of this group of people. Deadspin was a good website.

@PGDougSchneider Are these all real places or is this an elaborate metaphor?

AVOID RESCH CENTER AREA. 'Suspicious package' found; sheriff's officials investigating. Intersections around the area closed. Command post set up in Lambeau parking lot. Give 'em room to work, folks.

Engineering is true magic

😀: when #Barry wins two Emmys 😭: when you're reminded (frequently) that the Wire never won any

#35years of @Jeopardy and still no cost of living adjustment? 🤔