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I've just realised, Flakes are Twirls, but for psychopaths. #Cadburys #Chocolate #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation

@UKLabour 500 jobs are being cut where I work. Thanks Labour 👍

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@plasandrunt @TheAthleticFC When Isak did contribute, Gyokeres contributed more, bottom line. End of. There is nothing more difficult than trying to reason with a thick Scouse cunt. If I need info on how to steal from a bin i'll let you know champ. Cheers, bye 👍

@evansac14 @TheAthleticFC The reason why Isak didn't contribute at crunch time is because he's injured you dopey cunt. Seriously morons like you shouldn't be allowed on the internet 😂

Viktor Gyokeres did not score once in World Cup qualifying as a dismal Sweden managed two draws and six defeats. His performances were subject to scrutiny and criticism. But in the playoffs he led his country from fiasco to a fairy tale ending, scoring the winning goal that sent them to the World Cup this summer. @jwhitey98 on how Gyokeres became Sweden’s saviour. 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/71624…

@plasandrunt @TheAthleticFC The article directly took aim at Gyokeres' contributions and singled him out, a player that cost less than half of Isak, even though he's contributed more than Isak. The bottom line is Gyokeres contributed in crunch time, Isak didn't. The media would make you think otherwise.

The Nations League is the reason why Sweden are in the World Cup, of course it's relevant. Both Isak and Gyokeres contributed. It's a tenner a month mate, not that deep. Don't have to deal with ads and have unlimited characters when posting. An Arsenal fan from Wales 😂😂. Fucking plastic 😂😂😂😂

@plasandrunt @TheAthleticFC Nations League (which Gyokeres scored 9 in) .... what a thiiiiiiiick mong hahahahahha that article is talking about WC qualifiers hahaha what did Isak score in youth football? Just as relevant as that info. Pays for Twitter with a 100 followers btw hahahhahahahahha

@evansac14 @TheAthleticFC Isak's contribution.. they qualified via the Nations League you do realise that right?. Mugged off you silly mong 😂😂😂

@plasandrunt @TheAthleticFC Isak played in the qualifiers you thiiiiiiick cunt hahaha! What a clown hahahahha

@evansac14 @TheAthleticFC seriously what is Isak supposed to do when he's injured you stupid cunt 😂😂

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The UK government has announced plans to stage a colossal military parade through the heart of Edinburgh, featuring controversial Trident nuclear missiles, in an effort to drum up support for the union. Click image for more. ukdefencejournal.org.uk/?p=68156

April 1st... the least funniest day of the year.

@MarkN1878 Imagine hating a 16 year old child because he happens to play for a team the media and fan youtubers tell you to hate.

Wayne Rooney Destroyed a prime France at 18. This isn’t impresssive

@TheAthleticFC Remember when The Athletic was about serious, well reasoned sports journalism? No better than Sky or Talksport these days. Everything is for clicks.

Which Premier League players have pulled out of international duty through injury concerns after receiving call-ups?

@AhmaduAbdu42473 @scottjwillis @Menges97 Yea, their max is 85 as they have a game in hand

@scottjwillis @Menges97 Sorry Scott, isn't City's maximum at 85 points right now?

Cannon Stats Premier League Simulation - 2026-03-27

@ashdene_11 @Ryan7LFC Charity Shields are harder to win than league cups...

@Ryan7LFC Charity shields shouldn’t be on there

@physioscout does the news that Eze requires a further scan in a week point to a big injury?

@TomCantonMedia Dont want to hear a squeak out of any of the former United players... as a Wales fan, Giggs NEVER bothered to play for Wales.

More Arsenal players have pulled out of international duty including Gabriel, Saliba and Trossard. Wonder if this will become a bigger story than it does when other players of other clubs do this during this break. 🤔

Never known a player like Bernardo Silva to make 4 or 5 yellow worthy fouls a game, and just never gets a card.

@primevideosport And all it took was industrial scale fraud and cheating. Bravo 👏

Man City are set to play a cup game at Wembley for the 𝟏𝟔𝐭𝐡 season in a row 📍🏟️ 31 visits since 2010 🤯

@scottjwillis Ah I see, that makes sense, thank you for the response 🙂

@evansac14 You’ll see this as the end of the season gets closer, it’s because the point outcomes are 0, 1, or 3. Because there isn’t a two some final point totals become more common.

The totally regular laptop is back with the latest version of the CannonStats simulated Premier League odds up to 95% for Arsenal, the highest it has ever been in these odds.

Ben White vertical passing is hitting like crack

@EdwardTHardy So how many new ships have Labour announced they will build to rectify this?