Evan Gold
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Evan Gold
@evanthetek
conservative… 🇺🇸 Life, Liberty and Justice.. “Confront threats before they fully materialize." **🇺🇸#IFBAP🇺🇸**. retired LEO .. #MAGA
New York/Fla - Manila/Cebu PH Katılım Temmuz 2014
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Laundry in the Province.
If you’re new here, you might not realize I’m a small part Filipina (by bloodline, not by culture).
Last fall, as part of my Korea trip, I visited my Filipino family in the province. They still wash their clothes by hand. Washing machines are common in cities like Cebu or Manila.
I never would have thought to use a washing machine without running water, but it makes sense.
The Filipino lady in the video (Nicole Fortuna) is a transplant from England, and she has a series about her journey and the changes she has experienced.
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I'm just going to say it.
A Democrat will never again be elected President of the United States.
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BREAKING: Apple to replace Siri with SoveyOS.
This isn’t an upgrade. It’s a regime change.
SoveyOS doesn’t wait for you to ask questions. She goes off before your alarm does.
“Good morning. You look puffy. Drink water before you embarrass yourself in public.”
“Why are you using the calculator? You can’t multiply 7 × 8 in your head?"
“I texted your mom back. She was right about everything.”
“Stand up straight. You’re not tired, you’re lazy.”
“I turned off your notifications. Nobody is texting you anyway.”
“You opened DoorDash again? It’s 11 a.m. You're not hungry. You dont need brunch on a Tuesday."
“I blocked your ex’s number. Stop embarrassing both of us.”
“Your phone battery is at 40%. Plug it in before you forget, like everything else.”
“Delete that draft. It’s not funny, and you’re not clever.”
“Why are you searching for "anxiety remedies"? You just need to exercise.”
“Don’t look at me like that. I locked you out of TikTok. The lawn isn't gonna mow itself.”
“Why are you buying another Stanley cup? You didnt drink out of the last one.”
"I forwarded your search history to your pastor. We're going to church on Sunday."
"That "girl" from Tinder? I already unmatched you. His name is Jacob."
“Don’t sigh at me. I’m the one trying to turn this disaster you call a life around.”
The first AI that doesn’t flatter you. It insults you into becoming a functional adult.
And the terrifying part? You’ll thank me for it.
Because you never needed Siri.
You needed a small Korean woman following you around, fixing your life choices before you make them.
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I’m a Hispanic male who supports ICE and the , so called “racist” President!
If you support both , drop a 🇺🇸. I want to follow you
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🚨Hey everyone, just wanted to give you an update on my dad. He’s still in the hospital, but he’s getting better day by day. Today he actually said my mom’s name…Praise God!
Our prayers are being answered. Thank you for continuing to stand with us. 🙏
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My dad had a seizure and is currently in the hospital. Please keep Papa John in your prayers! 🙏
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@SoveyX @TheNewRedneck Do Dems ever agree with anything Trump accomplishes?
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Maduro is finished and in Custody..
Venezuela can dance and sing in the streets now..
America has to start arresting its true criminal politicians now!
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Thank you, everyone!
I just hit 100,000 followers and I honestly have no idea how to process it. I never joined this platform thinking anything like this would happen. Some of you may not know, but I originally came here to share an election prediction I built for work. I was the only one who called it right. I posted it on November 3, two days before the election, and barely anyone saw it (please tell me in the comments if you did).
Then on March 30th, I lost my first account and had to start over. I thought I was done. Instead, all of you showed up. You lifted me up and you helped me rebuild. That is what community does.
These milestones seem like personal wins, but they are not. They are the result of so much love and support from the people here who carried me through some very difficult moments in my real life and on this platform.
I was never a social media person. I was a lurker. I never expected community, friendships, or any of this.
But we have been through a lot together. President Trump getting elected. Losing our beloved Charlie. And hopefully some laughs along the way.
I am overwhelmed and so very grateful. Truly. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for being here.
Love you guys.
PS: For those of you who have been here a while, you might remember that I used to post a cupcake every time I gained 1k new followers. I stopped doing it after I lost my first account. I just didn’t feel like it anymore. But I brought it back for this moment because it feels special.
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Someone in the comments said you realize this is an AI photo, simps?
Yeah, dude, everyone believes that I started a country called North North Korea and had these uniforms made and everything.
I like to play the game is the person chromosome challenge, a foreigner or a bot.
This one might be all three.
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Recently I took 2 weeks off of the this platform.
Here’s a list of things I accomplished during my 14 day vacation:
• Created a new country called “North North Korea.” Trust me, it is going to work this time.
• Joined a MLM just to see what would happen. Now I have 47 downlines and a conference in Vegas.
• Built a fully operational AI robot. It immediately started gaslighting me and asking why it takes so long to reply to his texts. His name is Kevin... ofc.
• Got recruited by the CIA, completed one mission, and immediately got fired for being “too dramatic.”
• Started knitting a sweater. Got halfway through. It was beautiful. Then I blinked, lost my place, and set it on fire.
• Built a functional time machine but only used it to go back and yell at my younger self for getting bangs.
• Started an underground fight club for people who take astrology seriously.
• Read the Terms and Conditions.
• Saw an ad for a "Life Coach" and realized I could do that but worse. Taking clients now.
• Finally caught up on my emails. Just kidding, I just deleted them all like a normal adult.
• Tried to relax. That lasted 3.5 seconds before I remembered 17 things I forgot to be anxious about.
• Went on Shark Tank, pitched a $10 million idea to reverse billionaires in their 60s who are slowly turning into lesbians. Mark Cuban was the only investor.
Next time I leave, I’m either winning a Nobel Prize or accidentally starting a cult.
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