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picture this - Belmont University, first day of Welcome Week, August 2025: “my name is Mason, I’m a freshman Commercial Voice major from Southern Illinois, and my fun fact is that I’m the Walmart Yodel Boy who went viral in 2018”

The third-busiest domestic air route is Atlanta to Orlando. If high-speed rail connected the two, it could link them in 3 hours via Jacksonville, shorter than current TSA wait times. Just saying.

Okay wait can someone currently at Belmont tell me if this came to fruition

@charliekirk11 Good job, Belmont! Inclusivity is Christlike. I’m proud to be an alum.

🚨SCOOP: Leaked recordings from Belmont University in Red State Tennessee show that school officials are trying to trick the Trump administration by simply renaming their DEI program to HUB (Hope, Unity, and Belonging) while changing nothing. In the recordings, assistant director of “student success and flourishing” Jozef Lukey says Belmont is quietly “try[ing] to create as an inclusive space as possible] without attracting notice. He also says the school knows it has illegal immigrant students which it is trying to hide from the federal government. The Trump Administration has ordered all schools receiving federal money to eliminate DEI programs and stop discriminating based on race and sex. But some schools like Belmont think they can get away with fooling the admin. They shouldn’t get another dime of federal money. Investigate! @ICEgov @TomHoman47 @KristiNoem

If I had an Oura ring, I would use it simply to check my stress levels when I’m in a Trader Joe’s parking lot

Colorado College will no longer cooperate with U.S. News & World Report’s ranking of the nation’s best colleges, making it the highest-ranked college to pull out of the undergraduate rankings in decades on.wsj.com/3y0UbIU

took a tour to see the stars but they weren’t out tonight so I wished hard on a Chinese spy balloon

@SouthwestAir submitted my request for reimbursement over a week ago and still nothing, please help!

@SouthwestAir hi! My flight tomorrow from LGA to DEN was cancelled (with no notification) and the app won’t let me rebook until 12/31. Can I please have a refund? Per the DOT, I’m eligible since the flight was cancelled by the airline. Thank you!

The feminine urge to hold the nail tech’s hand as they give you a manicure

@ArndtYouDylan thank you for your support

@evar0se grateful to see this is how you break your twitter silence

why are knees so ugly lol

@Delta Help! I’m not able to check in for a flight online. My passenger name is listed incorrectly, too. Would you be able to help me? Been on hold with Customer Service for a while. Thank you!

@carlyjeanx why am I not surprised 🙄

@meghan_skinner That is terrible and awful and so inconsiderate of that professor. I’m so sorry for your loss, Meghan.

@fake_sarahjames he’s threatening to come to KC for “operation legend” 🙄🙄🙄 like no thank you we don’t want you here

Ummm..... no. No thank you.

@ArndtYouDylan when I say I screamed

My boarding pass for today is A24 it’s not my fault that i’m so fucking cool

@ThisIsValley @heystephenday

also - yah got new song suggestions?? hit moi with ur fave artists right nowwwww

@ArndtYouDylan I am parents

parents will sit with you in silence for 30 minutes then finally say “oh here’s that ‘meme’ i wanted to show you”

@marindaplease 1) music therapy 2) music therapist lol

@Hayden_Rutledge @hakunaFatumata Thank you for the info! Definitely good to consider. Regardless, I’m practicing as much caution as possible.