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@0xLoris Actually unreal if you think about it 😭😭 I’m just glad Au Cheval does walk ins if I need something similar to 4 Charles, went to Keens last week and was able to just get a table by calling the restaurant. Paying for the service is extreme for me but if you got money I guess 🤷‍♂️

@evenfading fascinating! definitely reselling. there are probably some bootleg operations reselling on whatsapp/telegram too i would guesstimate a 'placement' goes for $250-500 for a 2-top in prime time, depending on the restaurant

dinnerbot diaries - i put up a proper frontend and have shared the app with a couple friends i think if i released it to the public it would catch fire but i would probably get sued by r*sy and op*ntable nevertheless i have been hammering it. some incredible meals in here. starting with: Or'esh (top row) The Corner Store (bottom row)

@0xLoris It’s an Instagram account - but he gained like 1366 followers already so I’m assuming he prob selling a bit lol instagram.com/tableforyounyc/

@evenfading what's the website? all the reservation reselling sites i've seen have been shut down after they passed that law banning reselleing in ny state

Institutional legitimacy flywheel for Hyperliquid begins. Probably the single most credible TradFi endorsement any DeFi protocol has ever received. If S&P DJI is comfortable licensing their crown jewel index to trade on Hyperliquid, it dramatically lowers the perceived risk for other TradFi entities.

@0xLoris loris!!! i’d like to join, i’m not active on ct but i’m a nyc native (ridgewood) now in amsterdam for the next month would love to hop some bars, could do eavesdrop, million goods, tomi jazz, record room, ripple room 🤞🤞 let me know (somehow couldn’t dm you)

no invites to join an existing group. we're making our own with blackjack and hookers (respectfully) if you live in NYC and work full time in crypto and want to join my group chat and talk about trading XYZ brent oil futures against kinetiq USO futures and felix WTI futures or nyc restaurants or nfl football or where hot ball of money is going next or funding rate mechanism design or the fundamentally broken tokenomics precipitated by the crypto-VC-industrial-complex (even if you are a VC) DM me posthaste. i will check the requests as well

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JUNE 2028. The S&P is down 38% from its highs. Unemployment just printed 10.2%. Private credit is unraveling. Prime mortgages are cracking. AI didn’t disappoint. It exceeded every expectation. What happened?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

Imagine dumping half a billion of stock and then posting yourself over subway surfers. The absolute dream

ja de cuckstoel in ingolstadt is nog vrij

saylor gotta fly to israel and kiss the wall or something man

deployed more into hype #bigleagues $hype

Crypto as we know it is over. It's time to look at the abyss and stop acting like this industry will in any way recover if the leaders continue to act like everything is fine and the 50th perps DEX will solve this. The Death of the Crypto VC sector is slowly unfolding during the past few months. LP commitments have been on a low and didn't even remotely recover during a generational $16k -> $120k bull market. VCs like Mechanism/Tangent literally pivoted away from crypto. Half of the Paradigm team ragequit in the last 2 months, entire firms silently exited everything. Barely any crypto VC has been able to raise for another fund and the venture appetite is close to zero. Please for the love of god look at the data & stop coping that this in any way is normal or will recover for a sector claiming to be on the frontier of technology. The risk appetite inside venture has been off the charts in the last 3 years, blockchain received only outflows. I spoke to so many VCs (both tradfi and crypto) in the past month, and close to nobody was optimistic about them being able to raise for another crypto-fund. We are at the tail end of blockchain innovation. "Oh ownership coins fix this" No they don't. Sorry to burst your bubble, but as the founder of a company doing "ownership" structures, this fixes exactly nothing. It's a band-aid of complacency. I'd argue it actually makes it worse, because no talented young founder will chose to give anonymous tokenholders full control of their business, it just turns crypto even more into this autistic cypherpunk delusion. Blockchain & especially alt coins has moved from the frontier of technology to an un-investable asset class who's building products who nobody needs. And the VCs who are left are trying their best to unauthentically manufacture narratives, fund the current hot thing (just to be left at 0 after the 3y vesting starts, and the current hot thing turned out to be not so societally important as the fast moving crypto sector thought it would be). The frontier of technology has moved away from blockchain and sits at AI & Robotics right now and blockchain right now is seen as the weird industry you enter to build something meaningless for exit liquidity. If we want this industry to bloom again, we need to work to get rid of the 3 in web3 and come back to reality. We need to go towards the epicenter of the current innovation and not try to artificially replicate it inside crypto. It's either valuable tokens for web2 startups or this sector & especially the venture market goes to 0. @StreetFDN

Fuck my goy life.

After reading “goyim” for the 589th time in the Epstein Emails

this ones wholesome

You enter longs when the rest are fearful, hyperliquid

Did anyone else feel the vibe shift

evergreen

He knew