Conquer

Pouring up bleach and ammonia into the dumpster just to feel something

Getting high on tunnel fumes. #Tweakers4Boston

@BuschBeer All that sentence needs is a period at the end brother

Finish the sentence: I LOVE BUSCH LIGHT _______

@AmadeusChavez_ @GimmickSlop It could also imply you should ignore women to focus on getting money. The fuck is in the eye of the beholder

@GimmickSlop The rest of the hook literally implies that they mean sex

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

@FortPointer Sorry we got lost

Saturday 8:30 AM: A tank just drove up onto Faneuil Hall Square. With another military vehicle behind it.

Your 1996 K1500 with 176k miles is not worth 16 grand buddy keep fucking dreaming

@gruntboxwizard @NewsM101 In a wheelchair

@NewsM101 Fat, downie, ginger and jewish

What is the fourth one?

In ~25 years the UK will see a sudden increase in young people with lung cancer from smoking Chinese pcp instead of regulated goods

@MassJumbo Well it doesn't really matter if it only causes cancer in California. Ive never been and don't play to go

Is California ever gonna deal with prop 65? (The reason every single thing you buy in the U.S. says cancer risk even when it’s not one)

Chicken and rice for dinner for the 3rd time this week. Fuck my chud life

This is why we have an independence day and they don't 🦅🦅🇺🇲

@r0achguts @IsaiahMoore34 @margebertha Don't tell the natives that. They bite

@IsaiahMoore34 @margebertha upstate new york

Rob just referred to Brookline as western mass

It should be perfectly legal for me to blow someone's head smoove off when they pmo

The female orgasm is a myth perpetrated by Mossad and the CIA.

My brain is a 24/7 radio station playing the skate 3 soundtrack

Whenever it rains here it's smells like that one Gwenneth Paltrow candle #iykyk

*extremely hungover* the jews did this to me

I was low-key cooking on bandlab at age 14

Americans had a revolution for less bullshit than what we are dealing with rn btw

@Texas_jeep_guy I recognize a ford fucking ranger interior when I see one.

Went to McDonald’s this morning and got my coffee. 🤣🤣🤣