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@UbisoftANZ @pog Captain Bad Beard

 ☠️ Skull and Bones Premium Edition PC Key Giveaway ☠️ Celebrating the launch of Skull and Bones! To win, tag your first mate and give them their sea name 🧜   We've got 3 codes for ye. The lucky crewmates' names will be randomly drawn at 5pm TODAY, so get typin'!

I’m so excited to soon share the first new release of a series of EPs. It’s a totally new thing and another first of its kind. Release end of Feb. stay tuned!

Wow. My old Twitter got unsuspended. Is anyone still out there?

@jasonfried @dhh it’s stories, isn’t it? 🤣

Yesterday we started on the next product in the HEY product line. First we rescued and reinvigorated email, next we’ll rescue and reinvigorate… more to share in 2023.

@pog Trick question. They are both counterfeit.

Turns out this week I bought a counterfeit Shure SM7B microphone. Can you spot which one?

The Xbox Series X is looking a little different after a bit of love and thunder. Follow @Xbox and RT with #ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win this epic Mjolnir-themed Series X. Best of luck! Ages 18+. Ends 7/21/22. Full rules here: xbx.lv/3ycP74d

I rewrote my web app marty.zalega.me/2022/06/20/dat…

Something strange has been recovered from the Upside Down. Follow and RT with #StrangerThings4XboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a @Stranger_Things Xbox Series S and celebrate the launch of season 4. Age 18+. Ends 6/9/22. Rules: xbx.lv/3NsCU1y

Cosmic! If you woke up wishing for a chance to win a Ms. Marvel-themed Xbox Series S and matching controller, today’s going to be a great day for you. Follow and RT with #MsMarvelXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win! Ages 18+. Ends 6/23/22. Rules: xbx.lv/3N7I6I1

May the Force be with you. Follow and RT with #LegoStarWarsXboxSweepstakes and #Maythe4th for a chance to win 1 of 12 LEGO Star Wars Xbox Series S Custom Console and Controllers. Age 18+. Ends 5/31/22. Rules: xbx.lv/39vc5up

We might need glasses because these controllers look fuzzy. Follow and RT with #XboxSonic2Sweepstakes for a chance to win a Sonic 2 Xbox Series S Custom Console and Controllers. Age 18+. Ends 4/4/22. Rules: xbx.lv/3trqQWO

@mrdoob @midjourney Sonic? more like Slugnic

"Sonic rendered with Octane" @midjourney

@msmegwatson @abc_everyday The agents just follow a script. I made two offers for different companies and both were verbatim when trying to squeeze me for more.

🏠CALLOUT TO FIRST-HOME BUYERS 🏠 What are the biggest lessons you learnt when making offers for the first time? (I'm writing about this for @abc_everyday but honestly also just want tips, pls help)

@TBEAustralia 2/2 the TBE comeback is real and it’s exciting!

Let's go. '𝐍𝐢𝐥 𝐁𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡' Out Now. Stream: linktree.com/thebutterflyef…

@keithpitt And wearing dirty clothes

Being a parent is being ok with eating cold food

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU

I wonder if, when you dream about someone else, they share it?

I found the last Turboman!!! instagram.com/p/CVZcDXZpB2wh…

@fjnewman I have friends who had kids at 38 and 42. I was 33 when I had my first kid. You’ll be fine.

Got told that 34 was too old to have a child. I’m 36. “When the child is 20 you’ll be almost 60 and a child should have longer with their parents than that”. Average life expectancy is currently 82. It will probably keep nudging up. Surely 50 years of loving parenting is enough

@parkerbrads I’ve been running a Synology NAS for close to a decade. Mine has been going strong for 5+ years and still gets software updates.