Eli Kirk

Purpose Adventures, my first self-produced album, is out now!!! I'm really proud of it and hope you check it out! #emo #newmusic

My new song of the week is one that I wrote the lyrics to sometime around 2016-2018 but didn't come up with the guitar for until fairly recently. It's called The Maybes. Emo vibes. YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?list=… Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/the-m… Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3FdMPCJE…

On my way to jorts fest wearing my jorts! #jorts

@Promiseishim I interpreted it as the octupus that killed him was his ex's mom

One thing that confused me in The Boys finale: The show keeps establishing that the sea creatures turned on Deep because of the pipeline spill 3-15 Xander says it, the dying fish mention it Then Deep lands in the water and suddenly they’re all yelling “Her name was Ambrosius!” How would random sea creatures even know who Ambrosius was or that Deep killed her? Feels like the reason they hated him changed halfway through.

@ikasimir @beautedamnee @MurphMixer_X @eggsbened Yeah, there's a word for words with both assonance and consonance. It's called a rhyme. Just like I said...

@beautedamnee @evomek @MurphMixer_X @eggsbened consonance, no? (...is there a word for the superset of consonance and assonance? the venn diagram of them + alliteration is goofy lookin lol)

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

@MurphMixer_X @eggsbened FYI this is rhyming, not alliteration. Alliteration is when the first sound/ letter of each word is the same. Example: Tina Turner Trained the Turtle to Tax Trillionaires.

@eggsbened I love alliteration. Critics can cram it.

@mangle The ending kills that theory

@B00K0FTRIBE *people with a brain

White people be like “Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain”

Peter Parker, don't buy it!

Rectuma (don't watch it, it sucks [trust me])

We drove to the shoreline with the check engine light on

@PopCrave Uno reverse card

Adam Driver addresses Lena Dunham’s memoir allegations at Cannes, which claim he was “verbally aggressive” and “hurled a chair at the wall” next to her on the ‘Girls’ set: “I have no comment on any of that, I’m saving it all for my book.”

Rewatching Gaspar Noe's Climax and flipping off my tv when a certain character appears for the first time

@matorettoo @failwars He wanted the director to say cut so he could keep his head

@failwars Sexo aracnídeo entre Homem-Aranha e Viúva Negra

“Quase fizemos uma brincadeira gostosa de verdade por culpa do diretor” 😮👀 Andrew Garfield falou sobre como foi gravar uma cena mais quente. “Estávamos filmando uma cena de s#x0 muito intensa para o filme Todo Tempo que Temos. Era um set fechado, ou seja, estávamos apenas Florence, o diretor, o cinegrafista e eu. A cena foi ficando cada vez mais intensa, exatamente como tínhamos coreografado, e acabamos indo um pouco além do combinado porque não ouvimos o ‘corta’. Continuamos de um lado para o outro, improvisando um pouco, até que, em certo momento, nós dois pensamos quase ‘telepaticamente’: ‘Isso definitivamente está parecendo uma tomada mais longa do que o normal.’” 😮😮😮 “Eu parei, olhei para o diretor e vi ele e o cinegrafista em um canto do set, virados para a parede e de cabeça baixa.” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Florence e eu caímos na risada e gritamos: ‘JOHNNY, VOCÊ PRECISA DIZER “CORTA” MAIS ALTO!’” 😖😂🤣🤣

@JLibbyNick Awesome, see ya there! 😁

@evomek HELL YEAH ILL BE THERE

Got my Saturday ticket! Gonna be fun.

@DorcasMorcas1 @BeAfraid_Movies In the end he does though, at least to an extent.

@BeAfraid_Movies Shorty made it obvious they’ve never been together that should’ve been his time to try and redeem himself

Ummm...it's very obvious he is? Whoever thinks otherwise show yourselves

@PoorOldRoloTony Undertone was solid, Hokum sucked

The Undertone people were lying

That part in Obsession where Nikki goes all surgeon from too many cooks

@Q_Review Wrong Paul

Damn Spider-Man fans have done a real 180 on this character