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@Soaringeagle45 My daughter did number 15 on me

Words Of Wisdom From Children. These Are Brilliant. 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?* don't answer him. Michael. 14 3. Never tell your mom her diets not working. Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9 5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Shelly, 13 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Bridgett, 11 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic lac. Andrew, 9 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Timmy, 9 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Jeffrey, 9 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Amy, 13 19. Never try to baplize a cat. Jason, 8

@SuzieWo20886208 Have you tried getting help for your obsession?

I'm sick of these people lording it up over everybody else- just because they were born from a particular set of loins. They're not even bright or talented.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

@AvonandsomerRob Dogs have always been allowed in pubs. It’s not new

Gotta be honest dogs in pubs annoy the hell out of me. Dogs in beer gardens, fine, but what are you going to bring in the pub next, your pet goldfish and parrots? Stop being entitled.

@SteveShovlar It’s been hijacked by the far left saying it’s been hijacked by the far right

Anyone noticed the lack of English flags out around the country for the World Cup? It’s due to most people afraid that others will think they are racists supporting ReformUK. Our flag has been hijacked by the far right. A real shame.

@HaydenHewitt Kids should be playing outside. Because that is completely safe these days!

Keir Starmer has effectively killed anonymity on the net. Have a good, long think about that and the overwhelming negative effect it will have. As a bonus, your kids will be no safer.

@troubleshade Well he does look like the bad guy for turning her away

So let me get this straight: David & Victoria sent their 14 yr old daughter to show up unannounced to Brooklyn’s house, he wasn’t home but paparazzis were conveniently there to capture the moment and make him look like the “bad guy” for turning his little sister away?

@BasilTheGreat @Sozzinski Except for the criminals and peodophiles who will obviously not try to avoid it

🚨NEWS: Keir Starmer has announced that due to the under 16’s social media ban he is about to make law. Every adult in the UK will have to prove who they are to use social media. Anonymity online is now officially dead

@LynnBraben If you defend a friend from being arrested that’s a crime. If you swing a sledgehammer whilst unable to see that’s reckless and should be treated as a crime.

When Sam Corner swung that sledghammer to damage weapons, if he saved just ONE child's life, it'd make him a hero. When he swung it again, it was to defend his friend Ellie, who'd been tasered TWICE. Sam was pepper sprayed so couldn't see and his eyes would've been burning, but still he helped his friend. The jury accepted the defence that there was no intent to harm, which is why they were guilty of the LESSER charge of GBH WITHOUT intent!

Are trans women beautiful and brave or a disgusting slur this week? Trying to keep up but a bit confused

@justdavenow89 Parenting. Worked for me. Made her breakfast everyday too. Despite being a single mum with a full time job.

For people against the social media ban for teenagers how do we stop teenagers getting bullied and harassed over these apps?

@WillKingston The same reason he put on his weird voice in the press conference. Someone told him that’s how humans behave

Why is he dressed like this?

@BlueBoxDave Agreed. Misgendering trans people is not good

The fighter yelling “Michelle Obama is a man,” at an official White House event to honor America is utterly unacceptable and the administration should denounced it in no uncertain terms.

@Keir_Starmer Yes, kids should be playing outside. Pity it’s not safe anymore

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.

@DawnDav93698757 @Ruby_331 @elonmusk And he lets her and all the other haters. Not very good at the whole nazi thing is he?😀

@Ruby_331 @elonmusk And you subscribe to his platform bit of an oxymoron isn’t it

A trillionaire, yet his name does not appear on a single school, library, or hospital. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime 🙄@elonmusk

@just_hush_hater The difference is that Catherine pulls it off and then some.

Please don’t ever let me hear that Meghan cosplaying Diana shit ever again!!! #troopingthecolour #katemiddleton #meghanmarkle

@MyArrse “Has been arrested “. Most people don’t get upset when the law does its job. The other people are left wing with endless grievances about everything.

When is the riots Tommy Robinson? Holidaymaker in North Yorkshire left fighting for his life after White British National man stabbed him 3 times in an unprovoked attack. White British National Man Joshua Donnelly, 22, of Duxford Road, Middlesbrough has been arrested.

@MrMaximilan @danwootton @CamillaTominey They needed extra security because of people like you stirring hate. Must be so proud of yourself

Look at children. How sad, uncomfortable and embarrassed they are. This is everything the royal family and their media wished for Harry and Meghan.

@MirabelTweets1 @elemental_click Minor injuries! That’s ok then. Just peaceful sledge hammer usage.

The woman police officer who was injured in the Filton 4 case had minor injuries. That was according to medical evidence given at the trial. All the usual suspects are posting she had her spine “smashed in” This is how they manipulate an illiterate public

@I_amMukhtar So you don’t care about Pakistani girls?

The 17-year-old girl who was stabbed in Brierfield has been released from the hospital, and I hope she makes a full recovery soon. Unfortunately, some far-right activists are spreading misinformation and trying to portray the incident as a racially motivated attack. Both the victim and the suspect are British Pakistanis. A 30-year-old British Pakistani man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder. Notice how Tommy Robinson stopped tweeting about it once it was announced that the 17-year-old girl is British Pakistani.

@JohnDonoghue64 @Tesco Have you paid the pastry tax. It’s a quick fix but unfortunately not long term. Users have complained that the problem returns within seconds. I have found eating in the back yard can help but not foolproof

Dear @Tesco , I recently bought some apple turnovers from you. Every time I sit down to enjoy one with a cup of tea, this appears… Can you advise? Regards, A concerned customer.