nora

reading all advice that's like "you don't owe people x" & "you don't have to y" to reverse engineer wtf i was supposed to be doing all this time

Amazon has owned what is essentially the Letterboxd for reading for like 15 years and has no interest in making it good. clunky search and rating system. An app that looks you dead in the eye and tells you Crime and Punishment came out in 2002.

Aubrey Plaza revealed that while filming, Nick Offerman reminded her she could get her own coffee instead of asking a production assistant. Aubrey Plaza: I remember I was just sitting in my little chair and wasn’t doing anything for a while. One of the PAs came up and said, “Do you need anything?” I was like, “Uh, sure. I’d take a coffee,” or something. Then Nick was sitting next to me reading a book or something, and he looked over and said, “Don’t forget that you can get up and get your own coffee. It’s right over there.” Amy Poehler: (laughs) Aubrey Plaza: I know that sounds kind of like an asshole thing to say, but I didn’t take it like that. I was like, “You’re fucking right.” Amy Poehler: Yeah. Aubrey Plaza: I was like, “I don’t need that little PA over there to walk over there, in my eyesight, and pour me a cup of coffee.” You get in that zone on set where you just turn into a couch potato, where you’re like, “Uh…”

american men: hi gorgeous i would love to take you out. you said you like ramen so how about i book us a reservation at a ramen place for thursday australian men: hey i’ll be at this bar tonight if you wanna come around and buy me a beer