kissable robut

Our most impressive and realistic Worms design to date... 🪱

Red Dead Redemption 2 looks amazing on PC but I'm having an audio issue where characters' voices are a bit out of sync. Could it be because I'm using bluetooth headphones?

@ZASpookshow ZAC WINS OR WE RIOT

Whoever wins, we all win. I love dru and I think he’s crazy funny and and awesome dude. I’m just happy to be in the rankings. LOS forever.

Smug wee cunt.

@amazingchimpboy Are you using the thin artist glove that came with it? Try a fingerless cotton glove.

My XP Pen tablet I got for drawing has no option to change its touch sensitivity... my gloved hand keeps making little pen marks on my drawings......

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

If she offers to eat yours, she's unlovable

I nabbed Red Dead Redemption 2 for £14.99 🤠

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days is only £1.19 in Steam's Spring Sale. It's only about 3 hours long but it's one of my favourite games.

The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.

Fuck, this is funny. How is that lump even a cop?

Scotland has had good weather the past few days. I'd almost forgotten what the sun looked like.

Left a nice bruise

Set up my parallel bars with only minor injuries 😬

Hey, smelly.

This line fucking triggered me (By his Auntie, off-screen)

Meantime (1983) ☆☆½ boxd.it/dzUfd1

Nobody 2 (2025) ☆☆½ boxd.it/dzMYtx

Unsolicited dick pics down 98%

Why did they stop making Burnout games?

In Europe, the cartoon was called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles because we're gay.

My favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo. Hope that clears things up for you.