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I either win, or I learn. Simple.

@shaktischild Now this is a smart strategy.

Y’all ever lose your AirPods, go through the miserable existence of life without them, then find them again?! This must be what Jesus felt like when he re-found that lost sheep or whatever 😭😭😭

@thecoolliterati Lord I was going through it 😭

@f10tus Weak 😂

If someone said this to me I’d die

Taking many Ls this morning. 1. Forgot work badge 2. Got on the wrong train (forgot orange line doesn’t go to Tysons) 3. Button on my shirt broke so now gotta reengineer my whole outfit for the office 😡

Tina Turner’s abuse gets referenced in songs like it was a joke.

@schLEEpington NOW LEOPOLD

I’ll never forget in high school I went up to my homegirl and patted her head like “omg you have a bump it on” and she was like huh? Lmfaooo baby girl just has a big head. 😭😂

@Dreadful4Tymes It was the hands🤌🏾needing them cards for me!😂 she ate them up!!!!!

A lot of Christians remind me of incels—they view your “no” as evidence of their oppression.

Came for his entire bloodline 🫠 “YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD” is unmatched. And the visual aids just added that much more disrespect 😭

Quite literally, jail. Like… that’s enough.

Somehow seeing this with graphics made it ten times worse?

Being the oldest child is a challenge that only other oldest children can understand

When people label any random current event a distraction, I never hear them explicitly name what the collective focus should actually be on instead.

Everybody is on vacation and I’m just.. here 😭

@schLEEpington There is also an ethical component to it as well

I actually don’t know why you wouldn’t get a lab grown diamond tbh… Though the benefit of them being substantially cheaper is becoming less significant as their prices rise due to popularity.

I don’t have a problem with teaching your kids the value of resilience and grit and how to bounce back from disappointment, but broadcasting every step of their maturation for your own internet clout is ridiculous. This the type of shit you’ll be resented for years from now.

@pagingdrsank 🫠🫠🫠🫠 I am glad I am not alone

@f10tus You are not. These people have no decorum. No couth. lol

Damn, not me being in the minority and thinking it’s crazy to invite people to your wedding ceremony and not reception 🫠