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I’ve been saying this for a while. Makosa ni Kenyans focus so much with what he isn’t doing (and they do this without comparing him to predecessors) Came into government with the biggest opposition to anyone before him. Such that his deputy was in the opposition too.

Saw this on Instagram 😂😂

Don't ever forget these kind of videos of how Governors spend billions on lavish lifestyles as Kenyans Slsuffer amid stalled projects

When he was in charge! Now he is a saint, seeking to revolutionize Kenya .

@devrim_atalay02 @_Ahmet__Dgn_ @Transferhaber6 He’ll retire next season after hitting 1000 professional goals. I believe that’s what is keeping him in the game.

🚨 | Cristiano Ronaldo, Suudi Arabistan'da eleştirilmeye devam ediyor. "Saha içinde yürüyor" "Çok yavaşladı" "41 yaşında bir adam sadece" "Eski halinden eser yok..." 😭

@AlinurMohamed_ @orengo_james No one has checked to see how much the shirt costs yet? Pesa ya county haikuja na arrears or debt repayment, but also ask him what has been spent on development. Anyway the enemy is Ruto, no matter how many big fish get arrested for graft. Hana aura

Orengo is just vibes. Mzee James Orengo was in Nairobi CBD today hanging out with Gen Z, Tiktokers and Content creators. Big up @orengo_james. Tuko Kadi.

Atwoli has a one year old 😂

This guy continues to amaze with his art

During colonialism, Pokot Mau Mau intelligence units advised Pokots to secretly boil potatoes before planting them so that they don't germinate. A night before planting, the potatoes were secretly boiled. No harvest for British colonial land robbers. There were many diverse clandestine acts of covert resistance across what became Kenya so that what happens? So that Mzungu Arudi Ulaya, Mwafrika Apate Uhuru = MAU MAU. Whoever was involved in resisting and organizing against the British colonial land robbers in the territories that became Kenya is Mau Mau. Some histories and personalities are known, yet many are still unknown. Resistance was to eject the British from African lands. But a snake oil merchant selling ethnic poison wants Kenyans to believe that only Kikuyu were fighting to eject the British from their fertile lands, and, that the British were only ejected using an English dictionary recited in Lancaster by Luo Elites. All our ancestors made a contribution towards MAUMAU including Pokots, Luhya, Kamba, Kalenjin, Luo and others. Jaramogi and Mboya would agree because these were their peers. Anyway, I grew up in the maize plantations of West Pokot paradise. I lived in Kapenguria. I often visited the Kapenguria Seven (not six!) jail. Whenever we had visitors at home, I took them there, took a huge key from a police man, and we walked around the jail. I will whisper other stories unto your ears later. In conclusion, vote for David Maraga, the Mau Mau did their part. Last time nilichoma bet🥲. This time haitaungua😬. Vote Maraga. ⚖️

A Pattern of Betrayal: Kenyans Should Not Be Fooled Again William Ruto helped Uhuru Kenyatta become president in 2013. However, after securing a second term, Uhuru abandoned Ruto and threw his support behind Raila Odinga. This was not because he preferred Raila—far from it. Uhuru’s goal was to remain in power as an executive prime minister by pushing a constitutional amendment through the Building Bridges Initiative (BBI). When the BBI failed, he also abandoned Raila. He did not take Raila to his political stronghold in the Mountain region as promised, nor did he pay for Raila’s polling agents as agreed. Yesterday, Uhuru closed ranks with his own clansmen—people who had never helped him in his political career and whom he had previously pretended were his enemies. He is now ready to forgive Rigathi Gachagua, who insulted him in every possible way (including unspeakable epithets) during the 2022 election, but he refuses to forgive William Ruto. Truly, blood is thicker than water. Let us not forget the past. In 2008, after the post-election violence, a political agreement led to a constitutional amendment that created a coalition government. Under that deal, Raila Odinga and President Mwai Kibaki were to share power 50-50. Yet Kibaki reneged on the agreement, offering Raila only what he considered weak cabinet positions. Kibaki also appointed other government officials without consulting Raila, disregarding both the memorandum of understanding (MOU) and the Constitution. So when James Orengo speaks as though rogue presidents care about MOUs and signed agreements, I seriously doubt his ability to think clearly on behalf of others, let alone lead them. Given this history, we are better off with William Ruto, who can offer positions to the Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) without needing written agreements. Critics who campaign against the president have tried to gaslight the Luo community by mocking them: “You support Ruto the most, yet you have only two cabinet positions.” But the truth is, Ruto gave Raila and ODM six cabinet slots which he distributed among all his party members, with only three going to the Luo. In contrast, when Rigathi Gachagua and Uhuru Kenyatta were offered seven slots, they gave all seven to members of their own community. It is sad that a handful of leaders from the Mt. Kenya region are once again entering the political arena—backed by a partisan media—confusing Kenyans into rejecting the most hardworking president of all time. Their aim is to replace him with a stooge of the Mt. Kenya oligarchs. This is a perfected pattern. In 2002, Raila Odinga helped Mwai Kibaki win the presidency. They signed an MOU to make Raila prime minister and to share government power. Kibaki also promised to support Raila for the presidency in 2012. Yet as soon as Kibaki settled into State House, he locked Raila out, offering his party only “take it or leave it” positions. In 2012, the so-called Limuru II conference was held, where leaders endorsed Uhuru Kenyatta for the presidency and declared him their kingpin and spokesperson. Going further back, in 1963, Jaramogi Oginga Odinga declined an offer from the colonial government to take leadership of Kenya unless Jomo Kenyatta was released from prison to come and lead. But as soon as Kenyatta settled into office, he kicked out Jaramogi and organized the Limuru conference, where it was sworn that no one from outside the Mountain region would ever become president. In the countdown to Jomo Kenyatta’s death, the Mt. Kenya leaders around him tried very hard to block Daniel Moi from succeeding him—but they failed. May God bless and save Kenya.

I asked Someone who’s always been shouting wantam since 2022 who he’ll vote in for MP. He said Moroto. 😩 Yeah, they don’t really want change. They just hate Ruto.

You know how long you have to go without electricity to do this?

When you read the TOC (Table of Contents) but fails to read the contents of the book and suddenly submit your review before the Author of the book. Total humiliation, hubris and propaganda is what led to the deflation of Gen Z movement.

No one in this picture deserves your vote.

Before you hate President Ruto, take time and listen to FCPA Mbadi! This is quite chilling!

Politics is an Art and Ruto is the Artist. Even Rachel does not believe the tenacity of this guy. He has no competitor.

@citizentvkenya @johnnjenga Kiburi promax

Edwin Sifuna: Oburu tafuta SG wako. Siwezi kuwa SG wa Oburu. I will not be the SG of mediocrity. You do not deserve me

@KipsambuT Bro shop yako ikoapi eldi nikuje nikuchangie?

Was to be in Eldoret for Easter and get myself a pair of sneakers from you,unfortunately I am not going to buy one.

Listen and weep

@rigathi @RamogiTVKe @RamogiFM Then cancel the interview in the last minute kama kawaida. Anyway Lemme give you the benefit of doubt and see how it works out for you this time round

Patriotic Kenyans, Tonight, 25th March 2026, from 7pm -9pm, we engage on @RamogiTVKe and @RamogiFM on key issues. Tune in.

The best and most realistic skit on Trump.