📝 Your Pal, Spes 💚

Hello! Welcome to my corner of the internet! Visiting or following, I'm glad you're here! 📝 I'm a writer that (occasionally) posts stories, essays, and poetry. 💬 Expect music, gaming, musings on the human condition, a lot of interaction, etc. 🌟 Hope you're well!

@HammsInAGlass @ncnewell OOMF MEET OOMF MEET OOMF MEET

@ncnewell Ahhhh!!!!

no one here knows I’m twt user HammsInAGlass

ahh 500 cigarettes what are you all doing in my mouth at the same time

Trying to finangle getting passed like a blunt across the entirety of the East Coast US in one summer week. Hmm...

im extremely sentimental i think about everybody and everything

@brenzene1 Happy Birthday, my friend!! Hope it tasted like a labor of love as much as it looks!

my girlfriend made me a birthday cake i love my gay ass life

My earliest internet stims were definitely "Squirtsquirtsquirt, oh! You got me!" and "Birthday party HAS BEEN PLANTED"

when i go to the pub i wanna hear those pub classics

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)

OH, I CAN'T KEEP

quick! Pass me the drug that makes you human

A real man never speaks ill of

i love tweeting for my 4 loyal likers like y’all want to kiss

i'm your favorite oomf's favorite oomf or whatever chappell roan said

hinge? tinder? meet men the old fashioned way in the astral realm

@asifoncue Shhhh it's the birdie shirt shhhhhhhhhhh

Wearing the @asifoncue shirt today!

@drillworks Man wrote a song about the most pathetic courtesy call from jail and I was still shaking ass, I wanted to rule the world.

@facsimilitude there's something so uplifting in a good stomp clap song. it's still beautiful after all these years

Have you ever listened to the new Noah Kahan album, The Great Divide, and while you're listening, you start tapping your feet? You think to yourself, "This is really good, but I don't like stomp clap music." You do. You like stomp clap.