Meg Ryan

Please look at this text I just received from my boyfriend and yes you have the same amount of context as I do

@tweetsbyparker So sorry to hear that Parker 💔

on my way back to the airport after a beautiful wedding weekend with friends i got the call i was dreading that my step-dad passed away. he had played such a critical role in my own care and rehabilitation. the fragility of life is what makes it worth so damn much.

@tikamankar @KettlebellLife YES WE DID 👏 👏

@KettlebellLife @fakemegryan1 and I became internet BFFs on Twitter

Can you make real friends on Twitter?

@Julianna I am that someone Jules

I need to talk to someone about "Love is Blind".

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Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

Microdosing being back in the office by sitting at my desk scrolling Twitter and promising myself I’ll start working after I’ve sufficiently steeped in dread like an old tea bag.

self care??? but why do *i* have to do it?!?!

Sometimes I feel like concert tickets are a sexy baby, and I’m ticketmaster on a hill

@rachitavasan UMMM HIIII

My toxic trait is that despite being a grown-ass woman, I still queue up the Party in the USA intro to hit every time I hop off the plane at LAX. (Dream and cardigan only if I check a bag, though.)

Sending love to all my Tweeps! Please DM/message if there’s anything I can do for you - happy to connect or refer folks! 💙💙💙

@SiuLu2 Siu!!! Sending you so much love 💙💙💙

@sarahgoeck 🍾🍾🍾🍾 !!!!

In other news…

@LisaLu415 @Yoda4ever @swthiede 😂 I love this

Love to touch computer all day for money

POV: you’re on MTV’s Room Raiders and this is what you find

Absolutely not

Apple needs to remove the 😂 emoji in its next update because me and all the other millennials need HELP

Nothing out of the ordinary here

No one is asking me for a photo of my dog every day but being 30 means I’m going to send a photo of my dog every day to the grext

@swthiede @blairali Yeah is it ok if she’s doing the shopping for us??

@blairali Gnocchi has a Costco membership 😩

I’m just gonna say it…your dog doesn’t need to go to the grocery with you. It’s gross. (Unless, of course, they are a trained service animal)