#1 hot new dad

in honor of zayn rejoining one direction ✨

i think it should be illegal when you’re buying a house and the owner tells you in the sellers disclosure that the HVAC system is brand new just for you to find out its actually 13 years old with a lifespan of 15 years.

@ArrowsinAction no compromise for atlanta??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Light Like You Over It Stop Talking Head in the Clouds Twice Uncomfortably Numb Cheekbones

what the fuck do you mean robbie ray stewart was on the masked singer 😭😭

seeing all the spoilers about traitors has made me once again drop this season just like i did last season.

i am so loved and its insane.

@hiidef3000 as long as i get it 😌

What if pink and green striped sweater was email drop only and never public lmao

not having kids and drinking at Chili's

ive never had a job beg me to stay like this one is

@violetvocals bring me back

oh 2019 💔

yeah i love my besties. thanks, waterparks

@clustercapes the good ole days

@fakingprogress THE HOODIES WERE $40???

omg the prices 😭 let me go back to the fandom era

@tigerlord227 DEADASS I GOT SO MUCH THAT TOUR

@fakingprogress no wonder why i walked up to caitlyn at the meech booth and said “one of everything pls!”

@M4CKNETIC @awsten @underscoregeoff @waterparks @PARXAFTERDARK2 LMFAO

@fakingprogress @awsten @underscoregeoff @waterparks @PARXAFTERDARK2 Is this how I find out Zayn rejoined one direction?!???

in honor of zayn rejoining one direction ✨

work is honestly so upsetting. everyone is so clique-y and im just like 😐🧍🏼‍♀️

@royalreboot we should have left

should've taken off today and gone to another show because why am I gonna be the only production person on our weekly meeting like I literally can't tell you what happened this week I was not here

@awsten @waterparks some of your best work

@waterparks ANY MINUTE NOW WAS WRITTEN ON THE SAME TRIP AS SNEAKING OUT OF HEAVEN, SOULSUCKER, RSD2, PRODUCTIVE WEEK - BUT THIS SONG WAS DEFINITELY THE OUTLIER OF THE GROUP LISTEN ALL DAY: open.spotify.com/playlist/5ba8r…

ANY MINUTE NOW BY WATERPARKS IS HERE!!!!!! This song was written 2+ years ago in an airbnb in the desert, the thermostat was at 115 when we walked in. It didn’t feel right for the IP cycle so we decided to hold on to it until now. Hope it helps you: waterparks.lnk.to/ANYMINUTENOW

@idwtdawginme LITERALLY SO FURIOUS

@fakingprogress I was soooo pissed about not warriors

genuinely want to fight the parxies that picked telephone over peach and gloom boys over not warriors. the straight entertainment disrespect was CRAZY. my mom would EAT you if she were alive.

bestie and i gossiping over one direction

@parxdreamboy so sad

@fakingprogress no i feel so sick still… i rly thought we were gonna get our not warriors moment😭😭