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Average Joe Farmer

@farmer_average

It's me. I'm him. Musings on corn and life.

Nebraska Katılım Nisan 2019
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Financial Dystopia
Financial Dystopia@financedystop·
This Orthopedic Spine Surgeon shared that he graduated with nearly $500,000 in student loan debt. He refinanced it into a private loan at 4.27% with a monthly payment of $2,900. The average spine surgeon salary in the U.S. is over $700,000 per year.
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Brent Krause
Brent Krause@bl_ag_inc·
Feel like my ambition has really waned in the last 5-6 years. In my mid 20’s I wanted to conquer the world, now just want my wife and kids to be happy and healthy Anyone else feel this too?
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Average Joe Farmer
Average Joe Farmer@farmer_average·
@bl_ag_inc Yes...and I don't think this lesson (contentment) is one that you can really be taught. It's one of those "The teacher appears when the student is ready" type things.
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Brent Krause
Brent Krause@bl_ag_inc·
@farmer_average Indeed. I can work more and put in more hours, but a lot of time the juice isn’t worth the squeeE
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Average Joe Farmer
Average Joe Farmer@farmer_average·
@szintri Generally, I really enjoy "the city" whatever that means. But the couple times I've been to Miami, I couldn't wait to leave. Seriously, it's nice to see the plant science job market appears to be strong...
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James Schnable
James Schnable@szintri·
@farmer_average Well now I'm imagining the lifestyle $16M/year buys in Miami and the $192k/life doesn't feel so great anymore. 😂
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James Schnable
James Schnable@szintri·
You could get a plant genetics PhD, be hired to breed chocolate in Miami, take home $192k/year, spend sun-drenched days perfecting rare cacao hybrids in the ocean breeze and neon-drenched nights learning salsa from beautiful locals in rooftop bars... but you won't.
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Anna Fox
Anna Fox@ajfox620·
Local Farmer films birthday celebration as if it’s still 1991 and he’s holding a camcorder with no date reference on the tape.
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Average Joe Farmer
Average Joe Farmer@farmer_average·
@trukb22 But kids don't want a real sandwich. They want meat and cheese and crackers. 😂
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Kurt
Kurt@trukb22·
@farmer_average It’s what you get for your money that’s always made me think they’re pricey. A couple of crackers and a few tiny pieces of lunchmeat and cheese. Make the kid a real sandwich, it would be half the price
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signüll
signüll@signulll·
- rich ppl walking = “hiking” - rich ppl sitting = “meditation retreat” - rich ppl bath = “thermal wellness experience” - rich ppl camping = “glamping” - rich ppl walking around a foreign city = “immersive cultural travel”
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Space and Technology
Space and Technology@spaceandtech_·
🚨 Donald Trump says the US has experimental drugs that can bring dead people back to life.
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Average Joe Farmer
Average Joe Farmer@farmer_average·
@barnfinds I don't know, but this looks like what would happen if a Camaro and Monte Carlo had a baby.
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Barn Finds
Barn Finds@barnfinds·
NASCAR Looks: 1976 Chevrolet Laguna Type S-3: If Chevrolet had offered a performance oriented engine option (+250 hp), do you think we would remember the Laguna S-3 differently? barnfinds.com/nascar-looks-1…
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le sociologue grincheux
le sociologue grincheux@OhHowByronic·
@___TheGOOdWitch In large part it’s a lack of social imagination on their part. They don’t have a fully developed, receptive, empathetic perception of the world.
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么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ,
么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ,@___TheGOOdWitch·
Why do Religious people always feel you need to be religious to have morals? 🤨
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Farrell Ross I FOLLOW BACK
When the Bible plainly says lesbians & queers are an abomination are you gonna believe the Bible or lesbians and queers? "Just Wondering" it's only a question people don't get all mad & rude.
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SPACE.com
SPACE.com@SPACEdotcom·
To honor its big birthday, "Transformers: The Movie" will be re-released in theaters starting on Transformers Day, aka Sep. 17, 2026, space.com/entertainment/…
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Jon Elder
Jon Elder@BlackLabelAdvsr·
I see these neighborhoods being built in Texas and I’m trying to figure out who in their right mind would buy a mansion with zero lot lines. Like, you could do a handshake through your kitchen window. Insane! Please make it make sense.
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The Grainiac
The Grainiac@TheGrainiac·
If you’ve never watched The Americans then fuck you.
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sane grain
sane grain@sanegrain·
When traveling, instead of McDonald’s drive thru, we pack bologna sandwiches. Old ways.
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