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To my wife Sumpah dan cinta matiku - nidji

@ABGKYO Diorang stay kat Makkah Guest Palace. Istana (macam hotel) untuk guest Saudi. Yes palace tu dalam masjidil haram. Nak solat jumaat dalam tu pon boleh.

Cuba teka pasai apa depa solat dalam hotel, walau Kaabah kat bawah ja? #whatcanyoudosaudi

Growing up in a ketupat palas household, I was so disappointed when I found out that the ketupat empat segi is just nasi impit.

色立体視と薄氷ドリフト錯視

@JShodanVR Effing expensive. 30 mins top playing time before you vomit

I don’t understand. This stuff is real, it exists, you can actually buy it, and yet the VR market is almost dead. What happened to the kids in the 90s who dreamed about this possibility? Why do modern kids now go crazy for games where you don’t really do anything, where at most you just swipe up and down, or spend their time screaming in stupid games that require no concentration, like amoebas with no curiosity? This stuff finally f***ing exists, and yet the videogame market pretends it’s invisible. F***! F***! F***! In 1998, when we were 13 playing Resident Evil 2 on the PlayStation with my friends, we would have killed to be able to play something like this. Credits: @VirtuixOmni here’s their YT channel: youtube.com/watch?v=Evyjom…

@dahfollowbelum Melayu mana ?

Dah 3 tahun aku buat grab. Setiap negara ada perangai tersendiri 1. China - hobi menghempas pintu kereta 2.Korea: bangsa paling kedek 3.Indon: yang pemurah 4.Thailand : Yang book lelaki tapi yang naik perempuan 5.Bangladesh - pick up location tak pernah betul. “Abang ada mana?”

@pickyhn @mohd_afiq22 Patut lah salmon skin mahal nak mampuiiii

Realllll ahlong berlesen. Pinjam RM4.8 juta, jadi RM8.4 juta dalam masa 4 tahun.

One of the darkest moments in my medical education was understanding that "high cholesterol" was a made up disease to sell pills.

@nekoketew Ada rm10 je sana

Dunia dah nak kiamat gang, withdraw your epf account 3

@Aya_Kyoto65 Where’s hamzah ?

実はちょっとずつ覚えてきた😤

@brillantebyul Kira dosa berpanjangan la ni kan ?

Apalah khabar adik yang Mak kau hijau tu kan. Sampai sekarang orang guna ayat dia tiap kali gaduh😭😭😭

Change the Ramadhan buffets to Ramadining

JRPG is like day-1 finding lost kitten. Day-10 fighting god

Tiga karakter paling dibenci nabi: 1) Al Thartharun : byk bercakap (semua benda dia nak ulas) 2) Al-Mutashaddiqun : orang yg membesarkan diri ( berlagak pandai/ dia paling tahu semua benda) 3) Al-Mutafayhiqun : orang yg sombong bila bercakap (menghina / rasa diri paling betul)

"easier said than done" fuck you. tell me one thing thats easier done than said. stupid fucking phrase. fuck you.

@meinmokhtar 13th month salary. Maksudnya extra 1 bulan gaji. Buka bonus 13 months

3500 x 12 = 42000 3900 + 600 = 4500????? x (13x1) = 63000???????????????

Final interview. They ask: "What's your biggest weakness?" Your mind races. You say "I'm a perfectionist." They cringe. No callback. Here's the answer that lands offers:

@mynewshub Pernah kena sekali, terus boikot langkawi.

Isu tular di Pantai Chenang, Langkawi tercetus apabila seorang pelancong warga China dikatakan tidak berpuas hati dengan tuntutan ganti rugi sebanyak RM1,000 oleh pengusaha sukan air, susulan dua buah jet ski yang disewa didapati mengalami kerosakan (pecah dan retak) selepas digunakan. Menurut polis, pelancong terbabit dan rakan-rakannya didakwa bermain jet ski tanpa pengawasan pengusaha, dan selepas tempoh sewaan tamat, kerosakan tersebut disedari lalu mencetuskan perselisihan faham yang dirakam dalam video tular berdurasi 26 saat. Bagaimanapun, semakan polis mendapati tiada pergaduhan fizikal berlaku kerana keadaan berjaya dileraikan oleh seorang pekerja. Kedua-dua pihak kemudiannya dipanggil memberi keterangan, diberikan amaran, dan akhirnya bersetuju berdamai serta menarik semula laporan yang dibuat.