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@JayMewes @ThatKevinSmith Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.......nah man, wolverine!....

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see Jay & Silent Bob? #jayandsilentbob

@amess_art Had to rewind on this, and several scenes from this episode. Uncle Baby Billy set the tone from the start of this one! 🤣🤣🤣

judy gemstone you are the best character ever created

Your eye

Jesse Watters warns that it would be “D Day” if his wife Emma secretly voted for Kamala, calling it akin to an affair. I hope “Emma” hears the way her husband demeans her as a woman and I hope she leaves so he can finally come out of the closet.

Lots of people dressing in garbage bags at the Trump rally today.

@briantylercohen @sagesteele

.@sagesteele: "There are plenty of states that have zero restrictions where you can [abort] up to the moment a baby's born, and I guess you're OK with that." @briantylercohen: "Which cases?" [long pause] "It happened for sure in CO. I believe it also happened in MN." "Educate me. What happened in CO?" "I'm sure Piers can connect us." "There are a lot of viewers. We would love to know where babies are being executed after they're born in CO." "I just told you." Full debate: youtube.com/watch?v=qK91RV…

@SwissWatchGuy Yawn...

Why I Am Not Suspending My Campaign Let me be clear: Despite the immense pressures and intense assaults on my campaign and character, I intend to hold the torch and finish this race - to and after November 5th! The escalating corruption of the US political system and the increasing civic rot of the American Empire requires a strong prophetic witness to Truth, Justice, and Love. The treacherous rules of this corporate-dominated, money-driven, greed-laden game can only lead to a full-blown fascism in the near future. The militaristic abandonment of morality - be it enabling barbaric genocide in Gaza or lethal Cop Cities throughout America - can only lead to World War III or Civil War II. With crude strategists at full tilt in the Republican, Democratic, and Green Parties, only a moral awakening, spiritual renaissance, and social revolution can turn us around! Yet I refuse to demonize those who deeply disagree with me. Although neither Harris nor Trump give a damn about nearly 20,000 precious Palestinian children slaughtered in less than a year or priceless US children (disproportionately Black) living in abject poverty, I do acknowledge that an anti-Trump vote for Harris is not identical to an anti-Harris vote for Trump in the swing states. Hard-won reproductive freedoms for women, the fragile peaceful transfer of power, and waning civil liberties for future grassroots organizing matter. So I take my castigated prophetic stand and invite others to think for themselves and come down where they may! Yet do not be deceived: The American empire dies every day it refuses to confront the militarism, racism, poverty, and materialism that is devouring what is left of its whimpering soul! #TruthJusticeLove cornelwest2024.com

@i__m__kered That's not the snow miser?

Kamala Harris thinks you're too stupid to realize prices have skyrocketed since she arrived in the White House. - Groceries up 26% - Gas from $2 to $6 - New home prices up 46% We can't afford four more years. Share your #CantAffordKamala story to help defeat Kamala Harris.

Very weird

@OscarEnjoylife @cb_doge Even if these demographics were accurate ( which they aren't), and the poll was presented to all x users and they were forced to vote in the poll (which it wasnt), the only purpose this poll serves is to push a false narrative to those eager to and obtuse enough to believe it.

@cb_doge And for all the haters, here is where 𝕏 users align

BREAKING: Elon Musk's recent poll on 𝕏 has just ended. Over 5.8 million people voted, with 73% in favor of Donald Trump.

@OliLondonTV Never heard of this nasty trollop before now. She probably paid you to post this and give her exposure, you feckless grifter.

British influencer goes viral for taking off her worn underwear and leaving them in public places. Chloe Lopez sparked global outrage after videos of her went viral leaving her underwear next to food in supermarkets. Now, she has struck again at a gas station. ⛽️ 🩲

Let's see it!

@OliLondonTV I thought it was you, you grifting piece of shit. m.youtube.com/watch?v=vT32-4…

This if former Hollywood actress Amanda Bynes.

Describe this person in ONE word.

@hwinkler4real At least 7

6

@mynamehear Another grifter looking for attention.

I disagree with my friends on this. I love the tattoo. I think every Trump fan should get this tattoo and really own the libz.

“You folks hate this man for no reason that you can explain. I’ve never heard anybody explain why they hate this man. Nobody can ever explain why they hate him.”