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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar @grok can @flotus honestly frame herself as a visionary? Has she ever said or done anything that would warrant that description?

"As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight. Often alone at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain a laser focus." - Melania Trump publicly frames herself as a “visionary.” @atrupar (2026)

Iran’s Response May 10, 2026

Habs sweater May 11, 2026

@hami @Photoshop Adobe products haven’t worked well for a while. Bloatware. We are looking into alternatives.

Is it me and my fat fingers, or is @Photoshop’s copy-drag crazy broken at the moment?! Seems to be a coin flip whether it works or not, sometimes it moves rather copies, sometimes it disappears when you release, sometimes it works — the latter being the rarest outcome.

@Acyn @DanHall35818675

Trump: By sea, by ocean, by water. A lot of people say, “what do you mean by sea? Is it see? Like vision?” No, it’s sea, SEA.

@NorthernWren @DrNeilStone Sure, account that is less than a year old!

@DrNeilStone Vance is awesome. Rubio is awesome. Ramaswamy is awesome. Quit being divisive. We are blessed to have them all.

Marco Rubio is extremely eloquent I think he's going to be the next President JD Vance isn't in the same league

Quebec Health Records May 4, 2026 Quebec: The boondoggle and cost overrun capital of the world.

Every single Canadian should watch this video. CBC has uncovered YouTubers who are being paid to promote Alberta separatism. I am angry 😡 Exposing 'faceless' YouTubers pushing Canada to join the U.S. | CBC.ca share.google/5wn7zdestnMIup…

In 2027, the cars in America will be watching your eyes. Section 24220 of the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act. Signed by @JoeBiden (I like Joe but this was a mistake). The act requires new passenger vehicles to have advanced impaired driving prevention technology such as infrared cameras to monitor drivers eyes head movements and behavior for signs of impairment distraction or drowsiness with a target implementation around model year 2027. What if someone has an eye infection or injury? What about glasses? Is the technology even ready? Who is providing the technology? What gets reported and to where? Is driver behavior and location being reported? Hopefully the @EFF and @EPICprivacy will weigh in on this. This is surveillance overreach that hopefully will not make it into my country of #Canada and should be looked into by @PrivacyPrivee. To @MarkJCarney and my own MP @annamgainey please make a move to stop this. @RepThomasMassie is right to call this Orwellian, except that Orwell could not have imagined this level of intrusion. I don’t really drink and I object.

@unusual_whales Oddly enough the members of Congress with the reported lowest net worth are: @laurenboebert @SpeakerJohnson @AOC @RashidaTlaib @Ilhan Omar

Boebert: I don’t trade stocks. Unfortunately, it’s the one moral standard that I have in Congress, and that’s why I have no money.

Holy shit, how is Iran banging these 🔥LEGO videos out so damn quickly? "Shots fired, whole place got swatted out... Staging the whole scene Every time your polls drop low You pull this same scheme." Even THEY think it was staged.

@JamesTrevena @BallerToy1327 Right show … wrong character

@BallerToy1327 Princess Ardala

Who is your favorite woman of #SciFi Princess Leia most iconic but Col. Samantha Carter most fearless

The Hollywood petition to block the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger continues to grow as 4,000-plus names have now signed it, including Robert De Niro, Sofia Coppola and Holly Hunter. “This transaction would further consolidate an already concentrated media landscape, reducing competition at a moment when our industries — and the audiences we serve — can least afford it," the letter reads. "The result will be fewer opportunities for creators, fewer jobs across the production ecosystem, higher costs, and less choice for audiences in the United States and around the world. Alarmingly, this merger would reduce the number of major U.S. film studios to just four." variety.com/2026/film/news…

@MissPookems Privateer

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@RinoTheBouncer Elden Ring

What will it be?🚀

I can’t imagine why there are so many #SchoolShootings in #America. This product is made by @ArmscorRIA and they seem to be very excited about it. I wonder what @davidhogg111, @Everytown, and others think.

@MikeBales I want to go up to Detroit l want to lie in the shade I want to visit the President And then I want to get laid

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@rickysingtrader @mattsheffield @farnsjennifer At least in Starship Troopers people were earning their citizenship rather than having it stripped away. On his 1st day back in office in January 2025 Trump signed Executive Order 14160 aimed at ending birthright citizenship for some children born in the US

@mattsheffield @farnsjennifer Proper Starship troopers vibes ..in this case, they'll be attempting to brainwash the population into supporting invading Greenland and Canada

The next-gen version of Fox News is in alpha testing right now. Fake accounts like this will be everywhere on social media without laws and action from social media platforms.

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!