Chris MacDiarmid

@easyJet @demube Be careful what you wish and vote for #brexit

@demube Hi Deborah, I'm sorry to hear that you were delayed on the passport control queue at Lisbon airport. All airline passengers departing from Lisbon are currently experiencing longer than usual wait times at passport control. We are advising all customers travelling from 1/3

⁦@easyJet⁩ here I am at Lisbon airport waiting for passport control and my flight leaves in 14 minutes.

@JacksonRamer Yet your country commit war crimes but a few choice words upset you! Go figure #sausage

Robert MacIntyre should be escorted off the grounds of Augusta National Golf Club for his inexcusable behavior today

@BrentfordFCPDP Made in Leith GGTTH

Come for the pass, stay for the nutmeg finish 😮‍💨 Laids just can't stop scoring! 🤌

@The_Tman10 Big Marv 👏👏👏

Battling point for Hearts 👏🏻

@ScotAmFA @Greigmaitland Greig 👏👏👏

National Select Head Coach Sean Simpson has named his 16 man squad for next weekends International Match against Leinster Senior League in Dublin, Ireland. Congratulations to those called up! 🧢 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️

@The_Tman10 Bunker

Where am i? ⛳️

@BrentfordFCPDP @ethanlaidlaw05 Superb! Massive future

✨ @ethanlaidlaw05 hat-trick ✨

@scott_mills @BBCRadio2 Another Schofield #beast

🚨 #Eurovision News 🚨 If you LOVE Eurovision you WILL want to put @BBCRadio2 on NOW! bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/li…

@PSOSEdinburgh More revenue generation from this inept excuse for a police force. Chief Whigham would do better

We ran a road-safety initiative focusing on cyclists obeying red lights & drivers keeping cycle boxes clear Results: • 3 Road Traffic tickets • 1 Recorded Police Warning • 4 charges • 5 advice given This initiative will run regularly to help keep everyone safe on our roads

@CelticFC The Shaun Maloney effect

Full-time. #DUTDCEL | #CelticFC🍀

@PSOSGreaterGlas Welcome to Shawshank

A dispersal zone will be introduced in the city centre from Fri, 20 March to tackle antisocial behaviour, giving officers powers to direct groups of two or more to leave the area if their behaviour is impacting on the safety and wellbeing of others. More: orlo.uk/2HdMv

@Ryanair absolute shitehouses. Oversell your flight. You miss out then transferred onto a flight to an airport on the other side of the country 3 and a half hours later, left stranded at airport with no onward transfer organised. Having to pay for a cab then get a 1/3 reimbursed

@pieandbov Some great spots along the water not far from the ground old bonded warehouses. Food, entertainment and beer! Place on the left views straight onto stadium shipping containers that have been kitted out really well! Proper friendly people too

If you're heading down to Liverpool for the Ivory Coast friendly on 31st March then Ten Street Social are hosting a pre-match party from 13:00 with Live Music on all afternoon. £10 entry before the game, food on all day, free entry after the game and just 10 mins walk to the stadium. instagram.com/p/DV1S1WYiFkn/… If any other bars in and around the area want me to share their details do hit me up and I'll add to this thread.

@FattusPrickus I take yer hullo nonsense and raise ye an egg chasin jape. In a bar with questionable telly. Watching the chasing of egg notne I was on the other questionable telly box/stick I obtained the coped to use y Phone as a remote!Much fun was had at the expense egg chasing enthusiasts

“Hullo, Hullo” is one of the worst chants in football, by some considerable distance. Only shite teams sing it.

@DundeeSNP @theSNP @StephenGethins @HeatherSNP @ShonaRobison @larabird__ Oh oh oh do fuck off

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theSNP are ready to win the election, win for Scotland, and win independence. 🧒 Year-round childcare from 9 months to the end of primary school. 🏡 £10,000 towards a deposit for first-time buyers. 🩺 30 walk-in GP clinics to bypass the 8am rush. Make it #BothVotesSNP

@AustinRSheridan @theSNP Is there money back guarantee? Or are you pushing pure lies again?

Many of you will be finishing work and getting into Friday mode 🍻 But before you get your glad rags on, we have an important election coming up. For the price of a few drinks later on you can help shape Scotland’s future. Please donate to @theSNP appeal snp.org/appeal

@maroonajambo Are you surprised?? Scotlands shame yet again

Both Glasgow clubs had an opportunity to say something collectively that could have been constructive and meaningful……thought about it for four days and failed miserably. Shame on them 😔

@JohnSwinney @theSNP Mare wind and pish

This is what I'll be talking about in my conference speech tomorrow. 👇 Looking forward to seeing you there - you can also stream it live on @theSNP channels.

@ClydebankAFC All the pro teams in the area should be able to help. Heaps be lying round there training grounds as surplus to requirements

Massive day today in our 4th season as we take on Singer Park from the council! Unfortunately the goals are missing so we’re on the lookout for a set of full size goals if anyone can help? Preferably free 🫣 TIA

@OnlyRangers72 Again on the defensive 😂😂😂😂

Rangers fans running on the pitch to defend our players 👏 Not in the wrong at all. 🇬🇧