zeph 🐀

"i don't read manga because they go on for too long" dude you read batman

when u have to pee but it lowkey feels kinda good to hold it

in yuzuru hanyu we always trust

me when the irritating comic seller reviews a manga before me on my book tracking app

seeing someone i dislike having the same interests as me ragebaits me more than ppl actually hating said interests get out omg you dont know them like that

I hate calling the cops, but last night our neighbor was screaming that he was "gonna fucking kill you, you fucking bitch!" repeatedly, then a woman screaming, then silence. The cops shrugged, asking me, "And you're sure he wasn't just singing a song?" I hate calling the cops.

Shoutout to everyone telling me not to kill myself. I have a problem with authority though so don't tell me what to do.

"Are you a top or bottom" "Are you dominant or submissive" I'm righteous and vindicated. Leave me alone

King of the Road

a couple weeks ago i walked past a guy talking to his friends in a jar jar binks voice saying “mmm! meesa socially liberal but fiscally conservative!” and ever since i’ve been wondering what the context of the joke could’ve been

year of the horse

@moniza_hossain @fresafresca3000 I didn't say *he's* isolating her. He can be behaving in a shitty way and she may not want to share with friends because she doesn't want to make him look bad. It might be a bad personal choice, but it doesn't make it not concerning.

@fathellokitty8 @fresafresca3000 I’m sure she is! Why wouldn’t she be if she’s not in an abusive relationship where she’s being deliberately isolated?

believed everything Lindy West said about Aham being awesome, until I read that e-mail they sent. It's mean-spirited, wacko and out of touch with reality. I adore Liindy, but that's enough. I wish her good luck with all that and stuff, but I'm not buying this narrative anymore. 1/2

@moniza_hossain @fresafresca3000 It's too far to say I hope she's getting some outside perspective from friends? I didn't say he's abusive. It's very easy to self-isolate if your relationship takes up a lot of your energy.

@fathellokitty8 @fresafresca3000 I think that’s taking it a bit too far though. He’s obnoxious but there’s no reason to think he’s abusive. She’s a grown woman with agency, and she has the right to be happily married to a horrible man

the first trailer for "jaadugar: a witch in mongolia" is out!! i never imagined this was going to be naoko yamada and kenichi yoshida's project, it looks absolutely stunning

lionel and val it’s your time to shine !

@SimoneHCollins They're not having a bunch of Nazi kids, that's for sure.

Can someone explain to us what urban 34-year-olds are doing in the cities that's so fun and special? We remember walking to the grocery store, trying to pack a week's worth of food into a small fridge and freezer, and maybe being robbed blind for mediocre food at a restaurant.

Ms. Rachel is fighting to close an ICE facility in Texas that's detaining children. She wants to "make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong." "I am political. It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love and care, and that every child is equal, and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border," she told NBC News. Ms. Rachel recently had a video call with nine-year-old Deiver Henao Jimenez, who is detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas. The boy told her he "wants to leave and go to the spelling bee." "It was unbelievably surreal to see this sweet little face and feel like I was on a call with somebody who’s in jail. It broke me, and it was something I never thought I’d encounter in life," she told the news outlet. "We’re trying to get a child out of a jail to do a spelling bee. I just never thought those words would go together." variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

chicago. delivery robot drove through the glass of a bus shelter. this country kicks so much ass.

heated rivalry fans rejoice