fatreg (imaginary tick)

West Ham have done what they needed to. Everton have not. Damn. Chop chop toffees. I want to see spurs go down.

@stevelitchfield Loved mine. Usual phone when closed and a beast when open.

I mean, it shows that I’m at a loose end in all the heat, but… this is the Nokia E70 from 2006 browsing its own entry in my Symbian Museum in 2026. Meta or what?! 🙂

@assetrovers It’s not crypto, it was a bank transfer sadly.

@fatreg If you’re a victim of crypto scam or ever been scammed, recovery may still be possible depending on the transaction history. I offer case assessments to determine next steps. DM me if you’d like more information

Hey @Revolut I’ve been scammed by one of your customers. Anything you can do? Ta!

@monzo Thanks. Done

@fatreg Hey there - we're sorry to hear this. We're really keen to help but can't discuss anything account related over X for security reasons. Please chat with us in the Monzo app, or email us at help@monzo.com so we can talk about this more 🙏

@monzo hi. Been scammed by someone using @Revolut in talks with them anything you can do? Ta

@HRlearningcentr What’s this what got to with HR? I work in HR myself.

I may have some useful info for you — feel free to reach out.”

#builderscrack spotted at the local chippy!

That’s us not getting out the group then…

@stevelitchfield 9300 or 9300i? Front the front case I am guessing 9300. The 9300i had T9 text on the front for when a quick sms was needed.

Symbian what? I hear you say. The laptop on the palm of your hand. Smartphones years before the iPhone… 🙂 #9300" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">stevelitchfield.com/classic-symbia…

@thegingerwig Exactly. Booo! Sad times.

Noooooooo

Booo. Bye Pep :(

@AngryBritain Not entirely sure genius comes into it fella. She’s got eyes on the young and to add money via sugar tax. She’s fucking useless though ha

So Rachel from Accounts' latest stroke of genius is to cut the price of biscuits and chocolate, and give free bus travel to kids this summer rather than the stuff that really matters like petrol prices, energy bills and her collosal waste of our taxes.

@monzo Thanks for the good news. Will pass it on. Thanks for the swift reply 😘

@fatreg Hey there! If you're using our Paid Early feature and your regular payday falls on Tuesday 26th May, you'll have the option to get your wages on Friday 22nd May because of the Bank Holiday 🥳

Hey @monzo if getting paid on Tuesday when would that be able to added to account at 4pm? Asking for a friend.

@StillNotWitty you'll get used to it, a good sheet is always good to look at and can tell you certain things, I mean I use one as a calculator these days! and I've built my own 10 to the top score sheet :)

@fatreg Usually I can avoid them, but occasionally I get asked to deal with data and my brain hates it

The first thing someone said to me when I got into work this morning was "I'm sorry about Saints" and then we had an hour's meeting with PowerPoint presentations and I've been spreadsheeting all day so far and someone just kill me right now please

Happy Birthday @Cher 🍰🧁🥂

@StarbucksUK DM’d :)

@fatreg Oh no! That's not good. Can you DM us so we can follow up?

@StarbucksUK you need to do something about your fleets corner site. It’s full of students not drinking your coffee. Red bull, coop something and a bottle of water. None of which you sell!

@hantscricket @VitalityBlast @UtilitaBowl See you there! then again on Friday while the Mrs is at TT.

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