Rowan

I lost my virginity to David S Pumpkins

And I’m home! Thanks for believing in me, everyone.

Almost home from my friend’s house! Thank you all for joining me on this escapade :)

Going To My Friend’s House 🏡

@eatingedibles I feel inclined to buy a twisted tea

I was trying to look for something else but now that I have some newer followers do you guys remember when I was in a twisted tea commercial... I should be in another

@halfhourad Thank you for sticking with me

@faultsprophet The big three oh!

Thank u for 30 followers everyone :)

@staticbluebat 13

Give me a number between 1-8860 and I'll give you the album from the two hidden gems RYM lists

@keefvonkush :( what did you just call me

@faultsprophet Lol Canadian

I choose me.

@vaudevillehook Say you stole my tweet without saying you stole my tweet. :/

@faultsprophet 3 minutes after I do a “gotta have that X and Y too” tweet is craaazy work

Tweet that would go viral: Gotta have that joy. And whimsy too! I don’t think it’s very good, so I won’t be tweeting it on its own. Feel free to retweet this one though.

If you’re worried about me, clearly you should be.

@isaacturnersong I could tell you if you’re still unsure

I wonder what day it is lately

Saddam Hussein window knobs

@isaacturnersong So can it go in the fridge or no?

@faultsprophet To me a drink is a food

Im gonna start putting things that arent food in the fridge. Orbs, Weapons,

@halfhourad I said I was sorry