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Agathocles

@fauxdespot

Intellectual, Veteran, Layman, Teamster, Aspiring Martial Artist, Wine Enthusiast

Louisiana Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Vitalist Doxometrist@doxometrist·
foids GAWK at the sensitive young man spotted on the streets of Seattle circa 2026 #outdoorthoughts
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
@Verai3ty I’m currently three blocks away from a bath house and it’s co-ed day. Several Evolian sons will be spawned in the coming year. The trad west shirt stays on. Hitler wills it.
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
Okay, so I bought a trad west gym shirt but accidentally masturbated ferociously while wearing it and the solar Evolian vril that is now encoded in my DNA has permanently stained it. Even worse, the stain clearly spells out “I AM A FAGGOT” and girls and chads are pointing and laughing at me. How do I fix this?
Trad West@trad_west_

If you want to support our work check out our merch: tradwest.net You get some quality clothing while helping us grow the page and produce better content!

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Bronze Age Pervert
Bronze Age Pervert@bronzeagemantis·
I've long recommended: make strong friendships. Keep it loose and decentralized, rely on loyalty to known friends rather than ideology or central figures (including me). Succeed in normal world: business, law, etc.; don't follow my path. Infiltrate security apparatus w your frens
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
@TalkingHeadless Yep, I thought about gay sex on accident and now I’m half flaccid standing outside of a Russian bath house trying to resist the urge to enter and rape. Hyperstition.
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TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
I think about sex and then my boner gets hard. Hyperstition.
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
Me too bro. It happens constantly to me. Every time I take my clothes off and witness my humble yet mighty phallus, I can’t help but give him what he wants. It’s even worse when I do it in public bro, because sub-4 Indian women begin flocking towards it and honoring it like some sort of totem before giving immensely pleasing oral sex and then collecting my semen to sell in India. I just don’t tweet about it.
A Fool for Christ ☦@AFoolforChrist

Freak, I fell back into lust. Please pray for me

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Ricardo
Ricardo@e30keanor·
Eurofoids sat next to me someone put ricardo in a straight jacket immediately before i engage in rape (conservation) (larping) (trvxel)
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Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller@StephenM·
ICE and BP would have a budget of ZERO right if Massie had succeeded in killing the reconciliation bill as he tried desperately to do. Zero.
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Bronze Age Pervert
Bronze Age Pervert@bronzeagemantis·
Russian GRU operatives from the Russian embassy in Washington DC have brazenly entered the congressional Capitol showers and steam rooms...nothing is sacred anymore in America, everything is permitted.
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Wæs@watchingspirals·
"were you Peaty, or were you Lindy?"
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Frasier Payne
Frasier Payne@MeinGottNiles·
“woooooooo” “…..” wooooOOOOOOOOOOOO-“ “Fuck you.”
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
@Imran39368 @Aliathewhite Unlike you (Bangladeshi), I (White. Aryan.), submit to the will of my humble yet mighty White phallus and so do women. No one worships Bangladesh dick, no one does.
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Pol Atreides@Aliathewhite·
Would you consider Olivia Rodrigo White?
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
Good Tyto Alba Evening, Hail Tyto Alba.
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Victor Amadeus@VittorioAmadeus·
Mediterraneanmaxxing is out. Lacking vitality. Brown coded. White boys are moving in the tropics now.
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
@soulful_indigo When the men's restroom has too many people in it, I go into the women's restroom and listen to Caribbean Rhythms and audibly masturbate.
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LT Jonathan Kendrick
LT Jonathan Kendrick@enjoyer_liberty·
@AFpost Tucker & MTG abandoned Trump, actually. Boebert jerks off guys in movie theaters and Thomas Massie voted AGAINST deportations and funding for the border wall. Fuck Massie and Fuck Boebert. They both should be gone.
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AF Post@AFpost·
President Trump asked whether anyone would be willing to run against Lauren Boebert and called Thomas Massie the worst Republican congressman in US history. In recent months, Trump has increasingly cannibalized original supporters of his own movement, from Marjorie Taylor Greene to Tucker Carlson. Follow: @AFpost
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
Congresswoman Boebert, I believe I could be of major assistance to you. Have you ever considered letting a young vital bull such as myself (36M) rail you constantly sometimes for hours on end without breaks? I think it could boost your polls significantly. I'm an anonymous member of the BAP network, please strongly consider and DM me on X if you are interested.
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Lauren Boebert
Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert·
Yes, I saw the President’s post. No, I’m not mad or offended. I knew the risks when I agreed to stand by my friend Thomas Massie. I was, and will be, America First, America Always, and MAGA. Onward 🇺🇸
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Agathocles@fauxdespot·
@JupiterKunt @Joshua_Skootsky @Aelthemplaer True, but the only counties that want to separate from California are strong red Republican strongholds. Northern California (Jefferson movement) and Central California (New California "movement").
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Ælþemplær
Ælþemplær@Aelthemplaer·
It's kinda funny the people of California voted to split the state in two in 1859, but forgot about it due to the civil war, so it just never happened - despite being legally approved. A lawsuit could probably force it to happen if anyone wanted to do that.
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